The 2015 Blackhawks playoffs thread

[Bonk]

What a fucking Game 1.

Crawford shits the bed. Hawks down 3-0 as a result. Darling comes in. Hawks immediately score three to tie it. Darling stops 42 straight shots. Keith wins it.

I need a Darling jersey.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This team...

[Tonker]

This team...

I know, right?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This team...

I know, right?

Approved.

[Quality Start Machine]

There is nobody on this fringe messageboard who could be any worse at hockey than Michael Rozsival.

[thehawk]

There is nobody on this fringe messageboard who could be any worse at hockey than Michael Rozsival.

I would call him a pylon except it would be insulting to pylons (as they don't actively move out of the way).

[Bonk]

There is nobody on this fringe messageboard who could be any worse at hockey than Michael Rozsival.

No shit. Stephen Hawking could play defense better.

[Quality Start Machine]

This fucking team. I want to give everyone here a shirtless hug.

Except Oleg, who's probably covered with sweat and gravy.

[PenFoe]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

I got 3.5 hours of sleep last night.

Still, I loved every minute of it.

[Quality Start Machine]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

Got to sleep after publishing my recap about 1:30, got called for work about 3:00, finally wound up with about 3 hours sleep.

This shit isn't for the faint of heart. and we're still only in the first round.

[InternetApex]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

Got to sleep after publishing my recap about 1:30, got called for work about 3:00, finally wound up with about 3 hours sleep.

This shit isn't for the faint of heart. and we're still only in the first round.

Went to sleep after regulation. Woke up and checked my phone and saw that they won. Then I ate bacon. It was fucking fantastic.

[Slaky]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

Got to sleep after publishing my recap about 1:30, got called for work about 3:00, finally wound up with about 3 hours sleep.

This shit isn't for the faint of heart. and we're still only in the first round.

Nashville Dave might have to come back for game five if it's another victory.

I have to say those were 3 of the least scary overtimes. Felt like an inevitable hawks win the whole time.

[PenFoe]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

Got to sleep after publishing my recap about 1:30, got called for work about 3:00, finally wound up with about 3 hours sleep.

This shit isn't for the faint of heart. and we're still only in the first round.

Nashville Dave might have to come back for game five if it's another victory.

I have to say those were 3 of the least scary overtimes. Felt like an inevitable hawks win the whole time.

From the 2:00 highlight video I saw, seemed like Pekka Rinne basically turned it into a much longer game than necessary.

[Slaky]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

Got to sleep after publishing my recap about 1:30, got called for work about 3:00, finally wound up with about 3 hours sleep.

This shit isn't for the faint of heart. and we're still only in the first round.

Nashville Dave might have to come back for game five if it's another victory.

I have to say those were 3 of the least scary overtimes. Felt like an inevitable hawks win the whole time.

From the 2:00 highlight video I saw, seemed like Pekka Rinne basically turned it into a much longer game than necessary.

Accurate.