The 2015 Blackhawks playoffs thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Decent.

[Yeti]

If I could link the last video, I would because lulz http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/now-lets-go-live-to-drunk-blackhawks-fans-1711592429

[Yeti]

Kimmo was old and bad, but I can't get enough of reading about him finally getting the cup

[thehawk]

http://wgntv.com/2015/06/16/this-mans-reaction-to-blackhawks-win-is-the-best-weve-heard/

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

5 Western Conference Finals appearances in 7 years and now 3 cups in 6, let's hope in 6-8 years we'll basically be saying the same thing about the Cubs.

[Quality Start Machine]

5 Western Conference Finals appearances in 7 years and now 3 cups in 6, let's hope in 6-8 years we'll basically be saying the same thing about the Cubs.

Which Cub will be Panarin?

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD

Save percentages by round against the Tampa Bay Lightning:

1st - Peter Mrazek/Jimmy Howard - .924
2nd - Carey Price - .896
3rd - Henrik Lundqvist - .902
4th - Corey Crawford - .926 .938

Not an elite goalie.

Final tally'ed.

[InternetApex]

DPD

Save percentages by round against the Tampa Bay Lightning:

1st - Peter Mrazek/Jimmy Howard - .924
2nd - Carey Price - .896
3rd - Henrik Lundqvist - .902
4th - Corey Crawford - .926 .938

Not an elite goalie.

Final tally'ed.

nice choice jim

[Quality Start Machine]

Brian Hedger, who gets all his information directly from the Hawks' front office, says Sharp is gone in the next week.

Which everyone figured anyway.

The big surprise seems to be Brad Richards being willing to take another cheapie contract to keep looking to his right and seeing Patrick Kane.

[Quality Start Machine]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

We got a pretty good payoff though.

[Saul Goodman]

As is well documented, I don't give any shits about hockey, but I have no idea how you guys do this all the time.

Seems like every single Blackhawks playoff game goes at least 1 overtime and the entire time is completely anxiety-filled, non-stop action. 

I can only assume you use each period/overtime break to chase down 5 joints with a bottle of Valium.

You people are insane. 

We got a pretty good payoff though.

Fuckin' right, Chicagooooooooooo

[Quality Start Machine]

Brian Hedger, who gets all his information directly from the Hawks' front office, says Sharp is gone in the next week.

Which everyone figured anyway.

The big surprise seems to be Brad Richards being willing to take another cheapie contract to keep looking to his right and seeing Patrick Kane.

Adding in that getting Mike Reilly (supposedly he's down to the Hawks and Wild) means next year's blue line will have 3 guys with a combined 9 Stanley Cups and 3 guys with a combined 22 games in the NHL (Reilly, Johns, Van Reimsdyk).

[CT III]

Brian Hedger, who gets all his information directly from the Hawks' front office, says Sharp is gone in the next week.

Which everyone figured anyway.

The big surprise seems to be Brad Richards being willing to take another cheapie contract to keep looking to his right and seeing Patrick Kane.

Adding in that getting Mike Reilly (supposedly he's down to the Hawks and Wild) means next year's blue line will have 3 guys with a combined 9 Stanley Cups and 3 guys with a combined 22 games in the NHL (Reilly, Johns, Van Reimsdyk).

Intrepid Reader Joel Quenneville: Yeah, sure Fork, we'll definitely be starting the season with what amounts to 3 rookie defensemen in the lineup.

*wanking motion*

[Saul Goodman]

Brian Hedger, who gets all his information directly from the Hawks' front office, says Sharp is gone in the next week.

Which everyone figured anyway.

The big surprise seems to be Brad Richards being willing to take another cheapie contract to keep looking to his right and seeing Patrick Kane.

Adding in that getting Mike Reilly (supposedly he's down to the Hawks and Wild) means next year's blue line will have 3 guys with a combined 9 Stanley Cups and 3 guys with a combined 22 games in the NHL (Reilly, Johns, Van Reimsdyk).

Intrepid Reader Joel Quenneville: Yeah, sure Fork, we'll definitely be starting the season with what amounts to 3 rookie defensemen in the lineup.

*wanking motion* *grabs nuts*

[Slaky]

Brian Hedger, who gets all his information directly from the Hawks' front office, says Sharp is gone in the next week.

Which everyone figured anyway.

The big surprise seems to be Brad Richards being willing to take another cheapie contract to keep looking to his right and seeing Patrick Kane.

Adding in that getting Mike Reilly (supposedly he's down to the Hawks and Wild) means next year's blue line will have 3 guys with a combined 9 Stanley Cups and 3 guys with a combined 22 games in the NHL (Reilly, Johns, Van Reimsdyk).

Intrepid Reader Joel Quenneville: Yeah, sure Fork, we'll definitely be starting the season with what amounts to 3 rookie defensemen in the lineup.

*wanking motion*

And they won't replace Carcillo with some other absolute fucking moron. There's always a first time for everything. Lol