Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why

[SKO]

Alea iacta est.

[Tony]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

[Eli]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

[Tony]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Denver, Colorado.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Especially since I think Tony may be confusing Coghlan for MACK SEIZURE.

[Yeti]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Denver, Colorado.

Denver, Colorado, USA

[SKO]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Especially since I think Tony may be confusing Coghlan for MACK SEIZURE.

Well I remember the one ball hit by the immortal DJ LeMahieu that hung up in the air for an hour while Coghlan ran around in circles before the ball finally hit the wall for a triple. Pretty sure there was another one that weekend, too.

[Tony]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Especially since I think Tony may be confusing Coghlan for MACK SEIZURE.

Well I remember the one ball hit by the immortal DJ LeMahieu that hung up in the air for an hour while Coghlan ran around in circles before the ball finally hit the wall for a triple. Pretty sure there was another one that weekend, too.

That's the one.

[Oleg]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Especially since I think Tony may be confusing Coghlan for MACK SEIZURE.

Well I remember the one ball hit by the immortal DJ LeMahieu that hung up in the air for an hour while Coghlan ran around in circles before the ball finally hit the wall for a triple. Pretty sure there was another one that weekend, too.

That's the one.

Can you be more specific?

[flannj]

FYSKO?

I'll take the triple and the score off of a seriously lazy ass error by Jhonny.
God I love it when the Cards implode.

[Chuck to Chuck]

FYSKO?

I'll take the triple and the score off of a seriously lazy ass error by Jhonny.
God I love it when the Cards implode.

Too soon.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

FYSKO?

I'll take the triple and the score off of a seriously lazy ass error by Jhonny.
God I love it when the Cards implode.

Too soon.

Yeah about that.

[flannj]

FYSKO?

I'll take the triple and the score off of a seriously lazy ass error by Jhonny.
God I love it when the Cards implode.

Too soon.

Yeah about that.

I'm so fucking jet lagged I'm only good for a couple of innings anyway.
Good while it lasted though.

[Yeti]

Remember when he misplayed that ball in Denver? What a jerk.

You'll have to be more specific.

Especially since I think Tony may be confusing Coghlan for MACK SEIZURE.

Well I remember the one ball hit by the immortal DJ LeMahieu that hung up in the air for an hour while Coghlan ran around in circles before the ball finally hit the wall for a triple. Pretty sure there was another one that weekend, too.

I just watched it and it appears that Coghlan's line was pretty straight and you can chalk it up to being slow. show me the StatCast,  please

[Powdered Toast Man]

The guy smokes a line drive and the second baseman makes an outstanding play. I'm still holding off on firebarning Coghlan. He just seems to be unlucky right now.