Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why

[SKO]

.904 OPS in June so far, up to .773 for the year. Keep up the good work, SKO.

HGH is a helluva drug

[InternetApex]

.904 OPS in June so far, up to .773 for the year. Keep up the good work, SKO.

HGH is a helluva drug

I look forward to this dude becoming an extremely useful lefty-hitting fourth outfielder.

[Yeti]

Remember that time SKO hated the guy with the 120 OPS+ as a Cub

[Eli]

.904 OPS in June so far, up to .773 for the year. Keep up the good work, SKO.

HGH is a helluva drug

I look forward to this dude becoming an extremely useful lefty-hitting fourth outfielder.

Agreed. Despite his recent success, this is still the best role for him on a really good team.

[Yeti]

.904 OPS in June so far, up to .773 for the year. Keep up the good work, SKO.

HGH is a helluva drug

I look forward to this dude becoming an extremely useful lefty-hitting fourth outfielder.

Agreed. Despite his recent success, this is still the best role for him on a really good team.

dat

[Slaky]

It's kinda weird to think if Coghlan played regularly from here on out he might approach 20 homers.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's kinda weird to think if Coghlan played regularly from here on out he might approach 20 homers.

Remember when people thought the same thing about Mike Fontenot? Good times.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's kinda weird to think if Coghlan played regularly from here on out he might approach 20 homers.

Remember when people thought the same thing about Mike Fontenot? Good times.

I remember SEEING Tyler Colvin hit 20 home runs as a rookie, which got me off thinking that 20 homeruns, by themself, mean anything.

[SKO]

It's kinda weird to think if Coghlan played regularly from here on out he might approach 20 homers.

Remember when people thought the same thing about Mike Fontenot? Good times.

I remember SEEING Tyler Colvin hit 20 home runs as a rookie, which got me off thinking that 20 homeruns, by themself, mean anything.

Colvin was good that year. Guys can have good years and be bad players. Like this useless slapdick Coghlan #HateFuel

[Tonker]

Last thirty games:

27/88
.307/.396/.511
4 HR
6 2B
11 BB
14 K
1 SB
0 CS

.. and he has one strikeout in his last forty-six plate appearances.  At this point, he's certainly not a problem any more and if he were a fourth outfielder he'd be downright fucking useful.

[Saul Goodman]

It's his 30th birthday today. Let's celebrate with a couple homers (per game for the rest of the season).

[Powdered Toast Man]

Chris Coghlan also had a great game last night (who didn’t?), going 2 for 3 with 3 walks, bumping his line up to .251/.333/.449 (111 wRC+). I’ve been saying it for over a month, and finally the results are backing me up: the guy is hitting at least as well this year as last year, when he was one of the best hitters on the team. Even from his breakout last year, his walk rate is UP. His strikeout rate is DOWN. His ISO is UP. His hard contact rate is UP. His medium contact rate is UP. His soft contact rate is DOWN.

FYSKO

[InternetApex]

Chris Coghlan also had a great game last night (who didn't?), going 2 for 3 with 3 walks, bumping his line up to .251/.333/.449 (111 wRC+). I've been saying it for over a month, and finally the results are backing me up: the guy is hitting at least as well this year as last year, when he was one of the best hitters on the team. Even from his breakout last year, his walk rate is UP. His strikeout rate is DOWN. His ISO is UP. His hard contact rate is UP. His medium contact rate is UP. His soft contact rate is DOWN.

FYSKO

But Junior Lake though.

[Tonker]

Chris Coghlan also had a great game last night (who didn't?), going 2 for 3 with 3 walks, bumping his line up to .251/.333/.449 (111 wRC+). I've been saying it for over a month, and finally the results are backing me up: the guy is hitting at least as well this year as last year, when he was one of the best hitters on the team. Even from his breakout last year, his walk rate is UP. His strikeout rate is DOWN. His ISO is UP. His hard contact rate is UP. His medium contact rate is UP. His soft contact rate is DOWN.

FYSKO

But Junior Lake though.

Hey!  Back the fuck off.  If there's any Lake hatin' being done around here, it'll be me doing it.  Check the minutes.  That cunt's all mine.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Chris Coghlan also had a great game last night (who didn't?), going 2 for 3 with 3 walks, bumping his line up to .251/.333/.449 (111 wRC+). I've been saying it for over a month, and finally the results are backing me up: the guy is hitting at least as well this year as last year, when he was one of the best hitters on the team. Even from his breakout last year, his walk rate is UP. His strikeout rate is DOWN. His ISO is UP. His hard contact rate is UP. His medium contact rate is UP. His soft contact rate is DOWN.

FYSKO

But Junior Lake though.

Hey!  Back the fuck off.  If there's any Lake hatin' being done around here, it'll be me doing it.  Check the minutes.  That cunt's all mine.

Ahem.