Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why

[Quality Start Machine]

"Take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it" had better take it's place among "not tolerating bullshit" and "it's gonna hai" in the greater desipio pantheon of phrases.

Oh, you don't like my argument? Well take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it!

I've been itching to use it.  Thank God you're all finally waking up.

You should of just used it if youngered so strongly.

Still laughing....

You ingrates all welcome btw

I'm laughing my ass off at this. This goes straight into the PANKtheon.

I've got about a dozen meetings today, and I'll be damned if I'm not going to try slipping this into one of them.

[InternetApex]

"Take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it" had better take it's place among "not tolerating bullshit" and "it's gonna hai" in the greater desipio pantheon of phrases.

Oh, you don't like my argument? Well take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it!

This is the best phrase in the history of this website.

Surpassing, "Throw down your Romeo?" I'm not ready to go there yet.

[SKO]

"Take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it" had better take it's place among "not tolerating bullshit" and "it's gonna hai" in the greater desipio pantheon of phrases.

Oh, you don't like my argument? Well take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it!

This is the best phrase in the history of this website.

Surpassing, "Throw down your Romeo?" I'm not ready to go there yet.

Bah, take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

[InternetApex]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

[flannj]

"Take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it" had better take it's place among "not tolerating bullshit" and "it's gonna hai" in the greater desipio pantheon of phrases.

Oh, you don't like my argument? Well take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it!

I've been itching to use it.  Thank God you're all finally waking up.

You should of just used it if youngered so strongly.

Still laughing....

You ingrates all welcome btw

I'm laughing my ass off at this. This goes straight into the PANKtheon.

I've got about a dozen meetings today, and I'll be damned if I'm not going to try slipping this into one of them.

When I first read that sentence I immediately knew that the next half dozen or so replies would have nothing to do with Chris Coghlan.
And I'm still trying to figure out exactly what Huey was trying to say. Not that it actually matters.

[InternetApex]

"Take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it" had better take it's place among "not tolerating bullshit" and "it's gonna hai" in the greater desipio pantheon of phrases.

Oh, you don't like my argument? Well take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it!

This is the best phrase in the history of this website.

Surpassing, "Throw down your Romeo?" I'm not ready to go there yet.

Bah, take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

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[SKO]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Yeah I don't think any of us are worried about it actually hurting the team, I think it's just evidence that those of us who hate Chris Coghlan even when he's hitting are justified in doing so. Guy's a stroke, and he younger about it for the Angels or something next year.

[Tonker]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Fair enough.  Of that's how younger about it, I can't really argue.

[InternetApex]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Yeah I don't think any of us are worried about it actually hurting the team, I think it's just evidence that those of us who hate Chris Coghlan even when he's hitting are justified in doing so. Guy's a stroke, and he younger about it for the Angels or something next year.

I agree. He can take his fauxhawk, his shaved chest and his Christian rock walk up music and younger about it far, far away from here.

[Tony]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Yeah I don't think any of us are worried about it actually hurting the team, I think it's just evidence that those of us who hate Chris Coghlan even when he's hitting are justified in doing so. Guy's a stroke, and he younger about it for the Angels or something next year.

I agree. He can take his fauxhawk, his shaved chest and his Christian rock walk up music and younger about it far, far away from here.

It really bothers me that he doesn't wear a shirt under his jersey. It looks uncomfortable. I don't understand it and it don't want to understand it.

[PenFoe]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Yeah I don't think any of us are worried about it actually hurting the team, I think it's just evidence that those of us who hate Chris Coghlan even when he's hitting are justified in doing so. Guy's a stroke, and he younger about it for the Angels or something next year.

I agree. He can take his fauxhawk, his shaved chest and his Christian rock walk up music and younger about it far, far away from here.

It really bothers me that he doesn't wear a shirt under his jersey. It looks uncomfortable. I don't understand it and it don't want to understand it.

This is the same dude who tweeted a woman from The Bachelor because he was watching the show and thought she was hot.

And her name is now Mrs. Coghlan.

Nothing about him surprises me.

[SKO]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Yeah I don't think any of us are worried about it actually hurting the team, I think it's just evidence that those of us who hate Chris Coghlan even when he's hitting are justified in doing so. Guy's a stroke, and he younger about it for the Angels or something next year.

I agree. He can take his fauxhawk, his shaved chest and his Christian rock walk up music and younger about it far, far away from here.

It really bothers me that he doesn't wear a shirt under his jersey. It looks uncomfortable. I don't understand it and it don't want to understand it.

This is the same dude who tweeted a woman from The Bachelor because he was watching the show and thought she was hot.

And her name is now Mrs. Coghlan.

Nothing about him surprises me.

Everything about Eli's friend's prediction of Chris Coghlan: Future Cardinal just seems so true. He's the one member of this Cubs team that seems to be a hardnosed old school surly meathead who hates fun, naturally he'd fit with them.

[InternetApex]

Hell of a fine piece of journalism by Jesse Rogers digging up some asshurt on a team which had been remarkably free of it for the better part of six months. Would a thing like this tear a Maddon-led team asunder? Highly improbable. This message board convo will probably be the beginning and the end of it.

Yeah I don't think any of us are worried about it actually hurting the team, I think it's just evidence that those of us who hate Chris Coghlan even when he's hitting are justified in doing so. Guy's a stroke, and he younger about it for the Angels or something next year.

I agree. He can take his fauxhawk, his shaved chest and his Christian rock walk up music and younger about it far, far away from here.

It really bothers me that he doesn't wear a shirt under his jersey. It looks uncomfortable. I don't understand it and it don't want to understand it.

This is the same dude who tweeted a woman from The Bachelor because he was watching the show and thought she was hot.

And her name is now Mrs. Coghlan.

Nothing about him surprises me.

Everything about Eli's friend's prediction of Chris Coghlan: Future Cardinal just seems so true. He's the one member of this Cubs team that seems to be a hardnosed old school surly meathead who hates fun, naturally he'd fit with them.

I'd probably put Lester into that category as well. But he's ours. All ours. Hands off.

EDIT: Meathead is a bit strong and he seems to have come around, although reluctantly, I'd imagine.

http://www.csnchicago.com/cubs/cubs-jon-lester-buys-joe-maddon%E2%80%99s-magical-gimmicks

[Saul Goodman]

He's only gone 0-for-3 with two strikeouts because Joe Maddon didn't play him enough. Thanks a lot, Joe. Get the bat off your shoulder, Joe.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Bump.