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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #240 on: June 09, 2016, 05:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 09, 2016, 05:23:56 PM
Bump.

Does this mean Soler is expected out for a while?
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #242 on: June 09, 2016, 05:40:19 PM »
And here I was, about to unfollow the lovely Mrs. Coghlan on Instagram.  

Procrastination pays off.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #243 on: June 09, 2016, 06:59:28 PM »
They've really struggled without his .487 OPS. This move was long overdue.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #244 on: June 11, 2016, 10:25:05 AM »
I know that there is an explanation for this.  Logical or not.  Can anyone tell me what it is?
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #245 on: June 11, 2016, 10:42:21 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 11, 2016, 10:25:05 AM
I know that there is an explanation for this.  Logical or not.  Can anyone tell me what it is?

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #246 on: June 13, 2016, 08:11:09 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 11, 2016, 10:25:05 AM
I know that there is an explanation for this.  Logical or not.  Can anyone tell me what it is?

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #247 on: June 13, 2016, 07:56:54 PM »
Chris Coghlan's defense! Now includes offensive incompetence for the same price!
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #248 on: June 13, 2016, 08:07:01 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 13, 2016, 07:56:54 PM
Chris Coghlan's defense! Now includes offensive incompetence for the same price!

Been a long time since we had a good firebarn goin'.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #249 on: June 13, 2016, 08:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 13, 2016, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 13, 2016, 07:56:54 PM
Chris Coghlan's defense! Now includes offensive incompetence for the same price!

Been a long time since we had a good firebarn goin'.

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #250 on: June 14, 2016, 08:21:48 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 13, 2016, 07:56:54 PM
Chris Coghlan's defense! Now includes offensive incompetence for the same price!

He has no business being on this roster.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #251 on: June 14, 2016, 08:29:10 AM »
One of my favorite things about the Cubs this year was that Chris Coghlan wasn't on the team and I'm not really sure what to think anymore.

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #252 on: June 14, 2016, 08:30:16 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 08:29:10 AM
One of my favorite things about the Cubs this year was that Chris Coghlan wasn't on the team and I'm not really sure what to think anymore.

I'm just really hoping Joe knows when to cut bait here.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #253 on: June 14, 2016, 08:38:10 AM »
Coghlan's fine, thought it's also fine that this is the biggest thing we can bitch about right now-- an eventual cockfight between LaStella and Coghlan for the LH-hitting utility guy.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #254 on: June 14, 2016, 08:41:38 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 08:38:10 AM
Coghlan's fine, thought it's also fine that this is the biggest thing we can bitch about right now-- an eventual cockfight between LaStella and Coghlan for the LH-hitting utility guy.

I'd take LaStella every day and twice on Sunday, even if he is a little rodent.
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