Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread

[PenFoe]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

[SKO]

Pretty glad this dude is here. 

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

[PenFoe]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

[SKO]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

[PenFoe]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

[InternetApex]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

We'll definitely bump this thread when he gets his first hit sometime in 2018.

[Eli]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

We'll definitely bump this thread when he gets his first hit sometime in 2018.

0-for-the-season, 0-for-$155 million, 0-for-America.

[Bort]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

[PenFoe]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

[Bort]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

We get it: you're not very bright.

[PenFoe]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

We get it: you're not very bright.

At least I'm not a terrible Jew.

WAIT

[Bort]

Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.

His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

We get it: you're not very bright.

At least I'm not a terrible Jew.

WAIT

*tents fingers*

Everything is falling into pl...wait, what?

[ChuckD]

Wasn't able to watch him closely, but what I saw looked pretty good tonight. Seams like he's back in form.

[PenFoe]

Wasn't able to watch him closely, but what I saw looked pretty good tonight. Seams like he's back in form.

He was pretty good.

Scherzer was just way better.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Pre-emptive motivational joo-joo push for Our guy Jon tonight.