Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread

[Canadouche]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart. I'm a stupid fuckhead troll who eats his own boogers and saves his own farts in mason jars and doesn't know the 1st thing about baseball.

Come on now, some people are just anxious and miserable at the slightest provocation. It's annoying to read these angst-filled Chicken Little proclamations, but there's nothing you can say that's worse than what's already in CFiHP's head.

I freely admit that the possibility of the Cubs not reaching or winning the Series stresses me out. But I don't lose touch with reality every time they fail to dominate an opponent. They are a super team, and they have the best chance of any in baseball to win this year. Obviously.

Cool.  Oblivious, then.

But what if they collapse and fail to clinch the division?

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Bump again. I think this guy needs to be called the QSM as it's almost every start for him.

[SKO]

Jon fuckin Lester

[Brownie]

It's all falling apart.

[ChuckD]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[air2300]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[SKO]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[Bort]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[flannj]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[Quality Start Machine]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[Saul Goodman]

Max Scherzer just threw a no-hitter (after hitting Jose Tabata with two outs in the ninth to lose a perfect game).

Nice choice, Jim.

At what point does Lester's inability to hold runners, his 4+ ERA, and two years of David Ross cause us to question whether Theo's loyalty to former Red Sox clouds his judgment, given that Cy Scherzer could've been had?

Hey. Get fucked.

[Brownie]

Can't perform when it counts.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Just want to let everyone know I showed up for my

[Canadouche]

Just want to let everyone know I showed up for my

I dont think they want you to eat crow.

[Brownie]

Just want to let everyone know I showed up for my

Hat tip.