Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread

[SKO]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

[PenFoe]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Does everyone feel this way about Lester?
I'm good with him, but I don't have anywhere near this level of emotional attachment.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

[SKO]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only you would take a statement like this and try to use it to bash Kerry Wood instead of just appreciating both.

[Oleg]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

And only one of them has a Game 7 home run.

[Brownie]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

And only one of them has a Game 7 home run.

Not true, if you consider David Ross to be an appendage of Jon Lester.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

And only one of them has a Game 7 home run.

Not true, if you consider David Ross to be an appendage of Jon Lester.

Ross has a lower career ERA than either of them.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

"I choked," Wood said. "That's the bottom line. I choked."

[SKO]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

"I choked," Wood said. "That's the bottom line. I choked."

And like any good fan Chuck's only response has been to take that moment of genuine sadness for Kerry and kick him for it for 14 fucking years.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

"I choked," Wood said. "That's the bottom line. I choked."

And like any good fan Chuck's only response has been to take that moment of genuine sadness for Kerry and kick him for it for 14 fucking years.

If he can say that's what happened, I can quote him on it.

Lester >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wood in my book.

[SKO]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

"I choked," Wood said. "That's the bottom line. I choked."

And like any good fan Chuck's only response has been to take that moment of genuine sadness for Kerry and kick him for it for 14 fucking years.

If he can say that's what happened, I can quote him on it.

Lester >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wood in my book.

Nobody's ever reading that fucking book, Chuck.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

"I choked," Wood said. "That's the bottom line. I choked."

And like any good fan Chuck's only response has been to take that moment of genuine sadness for Kerry and kick him for it for 14 fucking years.

If he can say that's what happened, I can quote him on it.

Lester >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wood in my book.

Nobody's ever reading that fucking book, Chuck.

Oleg sits on it so he can drive.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's very fitting that Lester took Kerry's #34 because both are tough sonsofbitches that I love and will defend to death.

Only one of them didn't choke a Game 7. Direct your love accordingly.

Only one of them started the first Cubs playoff series clinching game since 1908, too.

Get bent, Internet Chuck.

"I choked," Wood said. "That's the bottom line. I choked."

And like any good fan Chuck's only response has been to take that moment of genuine sadness for Kerry and kick him for it for 14 fucking years.

If he can say that's what happened, I can quote him on it.

Lester >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wood in my book.

Nobody's ever reading that fucking book, Chuck.

Ow. That hurts.

[Bort]

God damn it, Chuck.