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Saul Goodman

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #270 on: October 13, 2017, 10:21:07 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 13, 2017, 08:27:30 AM

Instead of the Cubs starting their own network, can we just have a Drunk Jon Lester Channel?

Well, the Cubs network can't air games ALL of the time.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #271 on: April 06, 2018, 06:48:26 AM »
Really good to see Vintage Lester last night
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #272 on: April 06, 2018, 08:48:14 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2018, 06:48:26 AM
Really good to see Vintage Lester last night

Goddamn, I love the Brewers. Because they decided their best course of action was to get Lester into "fuck you" mode early in the game.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #273 on: April 06, 2018, 08:50:34 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2018, 08:48:14 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2018, 06:48:26 AM
Really good to see Vintage Lester last night

Goddamn, I love the Brewers. Because they decided their best course of action was to get Lester into "fuck you" mode early in the game.

I really love when teams talk shit about getting into Lester's head and being aggressive against him and then they just end making outs on the bases.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #274 on: April 06, 2018, 11:17:25 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2018, 08:50:34 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2018, 08:48:14 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2018, 06:48:26 AM
Really good to see Vintage Lester last night

Goddamn, I love the Brewers. Because they decided their best course of action was to get Lester into "fuck you" mode early in the game.

I really love when teams talk shit about getting into Lester's head and being aggressive against him and then they just end making outs on the bases.

Especially when it's Ryan Braun.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #275 on: June 20, 2018, 03:35:57 PM »
Jon Lester fucking owns.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #276 on: June 20, 2018, 05:56:49 PM »
Did they do hypnosis on Lester to convince him that if he bounced the ball to first base he would get over his wildness on that play? 
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #277 on: June 22, 2018, 01:47:21 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 20, 2018, 05:56:49 PM
Did they do hypnosis on Lester to convince him that if he bounced the ball to first base he would get over his wildness on that play?

I don't know about hypnosis but it's definitely a piece of psychology.  Can't do a relatively simple thing due to a completely irrational mental block?  No problem, try this simple thing instead!  He hasn't made an error in, like, three years and a hundred games, and between him and Contreras they seem to have the running game locked down, so whatever he's doing, I'm good with it.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #278 on: August 11, 2018, 05:19:38 PM »
Regression, you are a son of a bitch.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #279 on: August 27, 2018, 08:17:25 PM »
Jacking it lefty!
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #280 on: October 03, 2018, 08:57:41 AM »
Jon Lester fucking owns.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #281 on: October 03, 2018, 11:50:17 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 08:57:41 AM
Jon Lester fucking owns.
I was sorry to see Lester taken out of the game, but Happ got on base.  So what do I know?
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