The CRISP RYAN and KAILSCH WORBA-approved 2015 Draft Jepstein splooge thread

[CubFaninHydePark]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

[PenFoe]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

No.

[Bort]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

No.

Short answer: Shut Up Pen, You're a Douche.

[PenFoe]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

No.

Short answer: Shut Up Pen, You're a Douche.

So, people want to talk about the draft because it's exciting except when they don't because it's a waste of time because prospects all inevitably die or fail? 

Sounds like a perfect recap of the internet.

[InternetApex]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

No.

Short answer: Shut Up Pen, You're a Douche.

So, people want to talk about the draft because it's exciting except when they don't because it's a waste of time because prospects all inevitably die or fail? 

Sounds like a perfect recap of the internet.

No, people want to talk about the draft but they're weary of hearing you talk about anything. I'm not saying I am. But that's the note you're receiving, the point you're missing.

[PenFoe]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

No.

Short answer: Shut Up Pen, You're a Douche.

So, people want to talk about the draft because it's exciting except when they don't because it's a waste of time because prospects all inevitably die or fail? 

Sounds like a perfect recap of the internet.

No, people want to talk about the draft but they're weary of hearing you talk about anything. I'm not saying I am. But that's the note you're receiving, the point you're missing.

Well that's just stupid. 
If they don't want to hear me talk, they should talk about something I'm not interested in. 

We have tons of threads for that, like every one about TV, movies, video games, politics, soccer, hockey, music...

[Tonker]

The problem is that even a really good draft has maybe 3 potential impact guys in the bigs.

We'd end up not having much to look at. 

Duane Underwood is pretty much the only guy in the Cubs entire 2012 draft class to be excited about, and he'll be lucky to make it to AA this year. 

I move that we make Pensplaining a thing.

This is all very confusing to me.

Its like straightwhitecismansplaining but worse. Does that help?

No.

Short answer: Shut Up Pen, You're a Douche.

So, people want to talk about the draft because it's exciting except when they don't because it's a waste of time because prospects all inevitably die or fail? 

Sounds like a perfect recap of the internet.

No, people want to talk about the draft but they're weary of hearing you talk about anything. I'm not saying I am. But that's the note you're receiving, the point you're missing.

Well that's just stupid. 
If they don't want to hear me talk, they should talk about something I'm not interested in. 

We have tons of threads for that, like every one about TV, movies, video games, politics, soccer, hockey, music...

Things Pen will happily discuss, on the other hand: apricot beer; organic, free-range, fair trade lesbian hiking shoes; Arizona.