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Bort

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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM »
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How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life? 

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #106 on: January 20, 2016, 07:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life? 

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #107 on: January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life? 

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #108 on: January 20, 2016, 09:29:14 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life? 

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.

Maybe she sould've, but take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2016, 10:20:21 AM »

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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2016, 11:15:09 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life?  

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
She was Midwestern, you bog-soaked cabbage-muncher.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2016, 11:31:01 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 11:15:09 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life?  

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
She was Midwestern, you bog-soaked cabbage-muncher.

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.  HUEY DOES. NOT. LIKE. CABBAGE.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #112 on: January 20, 2016, 11:57:01 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2016, 11:31:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 11:15:09 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life?  

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
She was Midwestern, you bog-soaked cabbage-muncher.

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.  HUEY DOES. NOT. LIKE. CABBAGE.

I'm willing to let the meme live so long as we can agree to let the meme that both of Bort's grandmothers were whores live.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2016, 12:03:33 PM »
Quote from: R-V on January 20, 2016, 10:20:21 AM
Tank is a Trump voter?
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2016, 01:06:02 PM »
I'm completely and utterly not asshurt over Parliament ripping on an American: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/british-parliament-condemns-trump-but-remains-split-over-banning-him/

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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #115 on: January 20, 2016, 02:36:21 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 11:57:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2016, 11:31:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 11:15:09 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life?  

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
She was Midwestern, you bog-soaked cabbage-muncher.

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.  HUEY DOES. NOT. LIKE. CABBAGE.

I'm willing to let the meme live so long as we can agree to let the meme that both of Bort's grandmothers were whores live.

Fuck off and die you spectrum-dwelling corned beef meatball.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #116 on: January 20, 2016, 02:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 11:57:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2016, 11:31:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 11:15:09 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life?  

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
She was Midwestern, you bog-soaked cabbage-muncher.

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.  HUEY DOES. NOT. LIKE. CABBAGE.

I'm willing to let the meme live so long as we can agree to let the meme that both of Bort's grandmothers were whores live.

Fuck off and die you spectrum-dwelling corned beef meatball.

I can't tell if you guys are being serious.
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Bort

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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #117 on: January 20, 2016, 02:47:27 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on January 20, 2016, 02:42:48 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 11:57:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2016, 11:31:01 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 11:15:09 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 20, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 20, 2016, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 19, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 19, 2016, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 19, 2016, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
How much of the love Clinton gets is just becuase the economy was awesome largely for reasons unrelated to him? I mean, the computer boom happened during his presidency. The single greatest invention/economic transformation of the century or in human history or whatever just conveniently occurred during his time in office. Of course people remember the decade of incredibly low unemployment and unsustainable economic growth fondly.

It was awesome on paper. We all learned soon enough how not awesome it was.

Yeah, I mean most Americans don't really do a critical analysis of cause and effect. Pretty much just a "hey was I happy with my life when that guy was president? He must have done OK" kinda thing. The 90s were definitely a decade of artificial hope, economy-wise.

I was poor as fuck in the Clinton era (I spent most of 1994-99 about two paychecks behind), and massively underemployed (admittedly, I was young, and didn't have a degree yet), so every time I hear about how great the economy was then I wonder how nice those clothes the emperor wore really were.

So you were in college.  No offense, but isn't being poor a condition of college life?  

It certainly was for me.

Hence the disclaimer, you potato-headed lunk. However, even at the time, the people I knew with money were already in credit card debt up to their tits. I think "good economy" is almost always based on who you're valuing. I mean, when I asked my rural Southern relatives about the Great Depression for a school project, every one of them said the Roaring 20s were just as bad for them as the 30s.

Maybe your whore of a grandmother sould've put out more.
She was Midwestern, you bog-soaked cabbage-muncher.

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.  HUEY DOES. NOT. LIKE. CABBAGE.

I'm willing to let the meme live so long as we can agree to let the meme that both of Bort's grandmothers were whores live.

Fuck off and die you spectrum-dwelling corned beef meatball.

I can't tell if you guys are being serious.

I am. I've told that shithead not to talk about my other grandmother.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #118 on: January 20, 2016, 02:51:41 PM »
I haven't seen Desipio this red and mad since the last time Tonk insulted the Fatherland.
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Re: Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016
« Reply #119 on: January 20, 2016, 03:02:05 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 20, 2016, 02:51:41 PM
I haven't seen Desipio this red and mad since the last time Tonk insulted the Fatherland.

I still don't know if this shit is real.
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