Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016

[SKO]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I'm disappointed that he passed the perfect opportunity to say YUUUUUUUUGE.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I'm disappointed that he passed the perfect opportunity to say YUUUUUUUUGE.

Trumps' too big for a brokered convention.

[Canadouche]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

[Canadouche]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

[flannj]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

[CBStew]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

I am convinced that he has that thing on top of his head as a deliberate distraction.  I find it so fascinating that I pay no attention to anything that he says.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

Bernie isn't running against two decades of people hating him with white-hot intensity.

[SKO]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

Bernie isn't running against two decades of people hating him with white-hot intensity.

But he is running against like 8 decades of Americans being told that socialism means the government takes everything you own and then also tells you God is dead while creepy leftists like Bort come in with their jackboots and piss on your bibles.

[flannj]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

Bernie isn't running against two decades of people hating him with white-hot intensity.

But he is running against like 8 decades of Americans being told that socialism means the government takes everything you own and then also tells you God is dead while creepy leftists like Bort come in with their jackboots and piss on your bibles.

Fork I think you underestimate how much so many Americans would despise Bernie once they woke up during the general.

[SKO]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

Bernie isn't running against two decades of people hating him with white-hot intensity.

But he is running against like 8 decades of Americans being told that socialism means the government takes everything you own and then also tells you God is dead while creepy leftists like Bort come in with their jackboots and piss on your bibles.

Fork I think you underestimate how much so many Americans would despise Bernie once they woke up during the general.

Right, the man's a wild-haired, bespectacled Jewish socialist. The right would have him successfully painted as a godless Trotsky in about two seconds while CNN is still trying to "hear both sides" on whether or not the KKK is bad.

[flannj]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

Bernie isn't running against two decades of people hating him with white-hot intensity.

But he is running against like 8 decades of Americans being told that socialism means the government takes everything you own and then also tells you God is dead while creepy leftists like Bort come in with their jackboots and piss on your bibles.

Fork I think you underestimate how much so many Americans would despise Bernie once they woke up during the general.

Right, the man's a wild-haired, bespectacled Jewish socialist. The right would have him successfully painted as a godless Trotsky in about two seconds while CNN is still trying to "hear both sides" on whether or not the KKK is bad.

Well, he kinda is.

[SKO]

I think that the strategy to beat Trump is clear. Attack him about pointless things and let him rant about it on tv and during the debates. People attack his hand size, and he starts talking about how beautiful they are and how he's well hung during a debate. Why is nobody talking about his hair? His awful "tan"?

We'll see if it beats him, I doubt it. Him and his supporters thrive off the fact that the establishment hates him, what was obviously an incredibly well coordinated conspiracy to attack him and him alone will only feed the paranoia of his supporters.

I think "Trump feeds on the establishment's hate" is a myth that he has cultivated. From what I've read, his numbers go down every time he participates in a debate, as people see more and more of the clown revealed. He still has a sizeable following, no doubt, and there's a certain segment of the population that loves to see him knock people down, but nobody looks good when they demonstrate how butthurt they are in front of a wide audience. I would love to see a candidate say something like, "your hair looks like a rat's nest that was formed in the corpse of a dead cat." It would get him off message immediately, and make him look like a buffoon.

Ted Cruz ate a booger last night, and that still only made him the second most ridiculous guy up there.

The hope for this country is that the support for Trump all resides within the Republican voters, so he's getting maybe 40% during the general election.

If Trump gets as much as 40% of the popular vote, which I admit is likely (if not even below what he'll actually do), then the United States needs an enema even worse than we thought. That's an awfully high number of blithering idiots for one country to sustain.

I'd agree if the Democrats were running anybody but Hillary.

He'd probably get that against Bernie as well.

Bernie isn't running against two decades of people hating him with white-hot intensity.

But he is running against like 8 decades of Americans being told that socialism means the government takes everything you own and then also tells you God is dead while creepy leftists like Bort come in with their jackboots and piss on your bibles.

Fork I think you underestimate how much so many Americans would despise Bernie once they woke up during the general.

Right, the man's a wild-haired, bespectacled Jewish socialist. The right would have him successfully painted as a godless Trotsky in about two seconds while CNN is still trying to "hear both sides" on whether or not the KKK is bad.

Well, he kinda is.

Oh yeah no I didn't mean that part as exaggeration. I was just pointing out that he already fits the stereotype, using his own words against him and exploiting the fact that socialism is a horrifying dirty word millions of Americans don't actually understand would be a very easy thing to do.