Fuck It's Silent in Here 2016

[SKO]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

[Oleg]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

You shouldn't.

[Quality Start Machine]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

If Trump gets the majority of delegates, that convention is going to be an absolute shitshow. Everyone is going to run from speaking slots, so it's going to be Sarah Palin and Chris Christie doing 4-hour stemwinders.

[SKO]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

If Trump gets the majority of delegates, that convention is going to be an absolute shitshow. Everyone is going to run from speaking slots, so it's going to be Sarah Palin and Chris Christie doing 4-hour stemwinders.

Just let Ben Carson talk the whole time, after which I assume he'll fly back to his home planet like Poochie.

[Yeti]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

If Trump gets the majority of delegates, that convention is going to be an absolute shitshow. Everyone is going to run from speaking slots, so it's going to be Sarah Palin and Chris Christie doing 4-hour stemwinders.

Just let Ben Carson talk the whole time, after which I assume he'll fly back to his home planet like Poochie.

And time how long he opens his eyes.

SPOILER ALERT: never

[Bort]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

[SKO]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

Same. What's funny is that the Republican establishment knows damn well that Hillary would be perfect acceptable to them. It's amusing that both Hillary and the GOP have to pretend she's far more to the left than she actually is.

[Quality Start Machine]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

Same. What's funny is that the Republican establishment knows damn well that Hillary would be perfect acceptable to them. It's amusing that both Hillary and the GOP have to pretend she's far more to the left than she actually is.

Plus, the GOP has found a lot more success in opposing the Executive branch than occupying it.

[Bort]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

Same. What's funny is that the Republican establishment knows damn well that Hillary would be perfect acceptable to them. It's amusing that both Hillary and the GOP have to pretend she's far more to the left than she actually is.

If either of them ever let that ruse drop, both parties would be full of disillusioned True Believers.

[Oleg]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

This is an awful lot of bullshit toleration. Fuck Rubio and fuck the GOP.  They're getting exactly what they deserve.  And if this country elects Drumph (or any of these cunts), then we, too, will get what we deserve.

[SKO]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

Same. What's funny is that the Republican establishment knows damn well that Hillary would be perfect acceptable to them. It's amusing that both Hillary and the GOP have to pretend she's far more to the left than she actually is.

If either of them ever let that ruse drop, both parties would be full of disillusioned True Believers.

Indeed. They've spent so long painting the Obama Administration/the Democrats as the Bolsheviks ready to launch the October Revolution any second that when their own party is taken over by a lunatic they know damn well they can't control they still have to keep up appearances.

[CT III]

So if Kasich and Rubio each biff on their home states, do they drop out?

Or does the GOP establishment make them stay in, in hopes their meager delegate counts prevent Trump from getting a majority?

And how awesome would it be to see these two be forced to carry something to term against their will?

This is a disaster. All of it. How did we end up here.

I think tomorrow is the last day of the pathetic Rubio campaign.

Kasich lives to fight another day.

Despite disagreeing with almost everything Rubio believes in, I've started to feel sorry for him.

He was asked the other day if he'd still vote for Trump, and he gave a 1,000 yard stare, and sounded utterly fucking exhausted as he said "I've said how bad I think Hillary Clinton would be for America and as of right now I still intend to support our nominee...*sigh* but it's getting harder every day"

I saw that, and while it isn't quite sympathy, I didn't feel the malicious glee I thought I would. Poor bastard.

This is an awful lot of bullshit toleration. Fuck Rubio and fuck the GOP.  They're getting exactly what they deserve.  And if this country elects Drumph (or any of these cunts), then we, too, will get what we deserve.

But part of our charm is that we never get our comeuppance!

[PenFoe]

Hey Illinois, way to suck.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm pretty sure the Trump-Hillary matchup is as likely this November as a Brewers-A's World Series.

Still pretty good odds.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Hey Illinois, way to suck.

I voted for O'Malley. Seriously.