I hope you've invested well...

[Brownie]

Time to liquidate your portfolio, gang.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

20 grand to sit behind home.

[Quality Start Machine]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

[Tonker]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Priceless.

[Yeti]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Priceless.

This short exchange just makes me happy. Happier than it should make me

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

[Quality Start Machine]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

[CT III]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

No I have....but in my younger years don't think that having that elevation and the bars on which I could bring down some asshat's melon hadn't crossed my drunken mind whenever shit started getting real whenever same thoughtless entitled asshat would get butthurt at the suggestion that they improve their awareness of of common courtesy.

[Quality Start Machine]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

No I have....but in my younger years don't think that having that elevation and the bars on which I could bring down some asshat's melon hadn't crossed my drunken mind whenever shit started getting real whenever same thoughtless entitled asshat would get butthurt at the suggestion that they improve their awareness of of common courtesy.

of of awareness is a concern.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

No I have....but in my younger years don't think that having that elevation and the bars on which I could bring down some asshat's melon hadn't crossed my drunken mind whenever shit started getting real whenever same thoughtless entitled asshat would get butthurt at the suggestion that they improve their awareness of of common courtesy.

of of awareness is a concern.

*reaches down, grabs back of head, smashes down onto metal bars*

[Tonker]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

No I have....but in my younger years don't think that having that elevation and the bars on which I could bring down some asshat's melon hadn't crossed my drunken mind whenever shit started getting real whenever same thoughtless entitled asshat would get butthurt at the suggestion that they improve their awareness of of common courtesy.

What are your thoughts on the appropriate punishment for run-on sentences?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

No I have....but in my younger years don't think that having that elevation and the bars on which I could bring down some asshat's melon hadn't crossed my drunken mind whenever shit started getting real whenever same thoughtless entitled asshat would get butthurt at the suggestion that they improve their awareness of of common courtesy.

What are your thoughts on the appropriate punishment for run-on sentences?

As long as it doesn't interfere with anyone else's expectation of watching a baseball game, then ramble on, bitch.

[Quality Start Machine]

20 grand to sit behind home.

How much to stand directly in front of you?

Give me 20 grand and I'll slap you down myself.

You don't have enough friends, big guy.

I don't have any friends, but I do have my strategically advantageous perch.

I guess Huey has not yet reached that age where he does not have to fight you.

No I have....but in my younger years don't think that having that elevation and the bars on which I could bring down some asshat's melon hadn't crossed my drunken mind whenever shit started getting real whenever same thoughtless entitled asshat would get butthurt at the suggestion that they improve their awareness of of common courtesy.

of of awareness is a concern.

*reaches down, grabs back of head, smashes down onto metal bars*

*flips Huey's bike*