Fuck the Pirates: Rivalry Thread

[Oleg]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

[SKO]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

How could we hate Gregory?

[Tonker]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

I covet Marte.

[Oleg]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

I covet Marte.

That whole outfield is just awesome, when not facing a Seizure.

[SKO]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

I covet Marte.

A slower Marte with more power is basically everything I still hope Jorge Soler will be.

[The Big Cheese]

I was looking for Herrera in the middle of that scrum with his "Hands-Helmet" still on his head. If that would have happened it might have been the single most hilarious thing I'd seen a baseball field in my entire life.

DPD, but this is the funniest mental image I've had in a very long time.

Only thing better would had been if he put on the Hubba Bubba container to protect the hat

A disembodied hand flying out of the center of the scrum would have been ACES.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Cubs need to keep the edge on these fuckers for years now, much like the Bears against the Vikings* in the 1980's, the Bulls against the Knicks in the 90's (sorry, Pex) and the Hawks against the Canucks in the late aughts/teens.  It won't get old but it'll get tiring.



*Or Redskins to the Bears.  Or 49ers to the Bears. sigh

[Oleg]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

I covet Marte.

A slower Marte with more power is basically everything I still hope Jorge Soler will be.

So, not like Marte at all?  I hope Soler has much more patience than Marte, too.

[CubFaninHydePark]

It's funny that Watson finally got around to retaliating for Kang...but Cervelli can change his slide, miss the bag, and miss Castro in trying to break up the 5-4-3 DP...but that's okay.

What a gutless wonder - a relief pitcher who will never face a bean ball deciding to throw it after his team was basically whipped into submission.

I've had so much fun over the last 20 hours with my friends and yinzers out here.

[PenFoe]

It's funny that Watson finally got around to retaliating for Kang...but Cervelli can change his slide, miss the bag, and miss Castro in trying to break up the 5-4-3 DP...but that's okay.

What a gutless wonder - a relief pitcher who will never face a bean ball deciding to throw it after his team was basically whipped into submission.

I've had so much fun over the last 20 hours with my friends and yinzers out here.

If you do a Twitter search for Watson, it's basically the entire Pirates Nation saying "We finally have a leader!" 

[Oleg]

It's funny that Watson finally got around to retaliating for Kang...but Cervelli can change his slide, miss the bag, and miss Castro in trying to break up the 5-4-3 DP...but that's okay.

What a gutless wonder - a relief pitcher who will never face a bean ball deciding to throw it after his team was basically whipped into submission.

I've had so much fun over the last 20 hours with my friends and yinzers out here.

If you do a Twitter search for Watson, it's basically the entire Pirates Nation saying "We finally have a leader!" 

It's the Cardinal Way.

[SKO]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

I covet Marte.

A slower Marte with more power is basically everything I still hope Jorge Soler will be.

So, not like Marte at all?  I hope Soler has much more patience than Marte, too.

Nah, other tools are pretty similar. Marte the last three years has averaged .286/.345/.446 with 15 homers. I could see Jorge doing .286/.345/.500 with 25 homers. Similar armcocks. Hopefully Jorge becomes a better defender overall as well.

[Bort]

Lotta bullshit toleration in this thread. Fuch those guys.

[CBStew]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

How could we hate Gregory?

How can you watch this gif and not think that God is a Cub fan?

[Yeti]

What's with all this pity? Sounds like an awful lot of bullshit toleration and I for one will not stand for it. Gon' hate me some Pirates.

I'm good for hatin while the hatin is good. I can't hate Andrew McCutchen, though. That guy fucking rules. The rest of 'em can take it somewhere else of that's how younger about it.

Yeah, he's cool. The rest of them though? Hate. (Okay, Aramis gets a pass too.)

Aramis is no longer a Pirate as of today basically so we're good there. Neil Walker is also probably gone but my hatred will follow him wherever he goes.

I'm not sure I hate Marte or Polanco yet, either.  And, if Pissburgh thinks Cole sucks, I'd take him on The Cubs in a minute.

Otherwise, fuck 'em all.

How could we hate Gregory?

How can you watch this gif and not think that God is a Cub fan?

Counterpoint: Cardinals