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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #150 on: October 12, 2015, 06:24:30 PM »
God bless Starlin Castro.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #151 on: October 12, 2015, 06:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2015, 01:30:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2015, 01:26:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on October 12, 2015, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on October 12, 2015, 01:23:32 PM
I think, as Cub fans, we've seen enough "sure things" to realize that they rarely actually are. I'm no more confident today than I was in 2003, when the Marlins were in Chicago facing the "unbeatable duo" of Prior and Wood. That was supposed to be the year in which the remade Cubs were introduced to the league, with the promise of many more competitive years to come. The Cubs even had a supposed rejuvinated farm system.

I'm not saying that this year is like 2003, just that 2003 is perhaps the reason some of us feel uncomfortable. In particular, I think that 2003 has made us all more cynical and smarter. The future acutally looks much brighter this year. But the shadow of past seasons will always leave us doubting a bit. As they should.

No Kurt hate intended, but isn't THIS the worst thing someone could have posted?

It's clear we're never going to be ok, as Cubs fans.

I assume it's similar to the feeling I would have if I ever started dating a supermodel.  On the one hand, yay for me.  On the other hand, the insecurity and overthinking would probably kill me on the spot.

Remind me to show you my diastasis recti some time.
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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #152 on: October 12, 2015, 06:47:47 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on October 12, 2015, 05:21:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 12, 2015, 04:55:14 PM
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Quote from: Canadouche on October 12, 2015, 04:02:12 PM
I would really like this to be the game where the Cubs break the Cardinals.

I'd like that to be tomorrow, when the Cubs come in with a 2-1 lead and win 10-0 to close out the series.

How do they get the ten runs? Everyone in the lineup crushes a solo home run, except Rookie of the Year Kris "Not Grichuk or Piscotty" Bryant's being a two-run bomb for good measure.

And you better believe every single one gets a curtain call.

If Bryant could just get a hit, I'd appreciate that.

FYP.

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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #153 on: October 12, 2015, 06:48:26 PM »
*unzips*
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #154 on: October 12, 2015, 06:54:13 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 12, 2015, 06:48:26 PM
*unzips*

Hnnnnnnnnnggggggggg can't breathe
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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #155 on: October 12, 2015, 06:54:24 PM »
I think it needs to be said again:

EAT SHIT, ST. LOUIS!
M'lady.

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #156 on: October 12, 2015, 06:58:00 PM »
Just before the pitch that Rizzo hit into the right field stands he gave us a smile as though he knew what was going to happen next.
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #157 on: October 12, 2015, 07:04:37 PM »
Fuck Mike Winters
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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #158 on: October 12, 2015, 07:08:35 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 12, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
Fuck Mike Winters

Nobody to blame but themselves at this point.

Saul Goodman

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #159 on: October 12, 2015, 07:14:29 PM »
Well shit.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #160 on: October 12, 2015, 07:14:35 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on October 12, 2015, 07:08:35 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 12, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
Fuck Mike Winters

Nobody to blame but themselves at this point.

It doesn't look to me like those were bad pitches. Still, you have to think Arrieta is done after this inning.
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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #161 on: October 12, 2015, 07:17:09 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on October 12, 2015, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 12, 2015, 07:08:35 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 12, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
Fuck Mike Winters

Nobody to blame but themselves at this point.

It doesn't look to me like those were bad pitches. Still, you have to think Arrieta is done after this inning.

I'm telling myself the bullpen can get 10 outs without giving up a run.  I can't muster a lot of conviction.
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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #162 on: October 12, 2015, 07:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on October 12, 2015, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 12, 2015, 07:08:35 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 12, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
Fuck Mike Winters

Nobody to blame but themselves at this point.

It doesn't look to me like those were bad pitches. Still, you have to think Arrieta is done after this inning.

They are when they aren't called both ways.
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #163 on: October 12, 2015, 07:28:25 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 12, 2015, 07:19:23 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on October 12, 2015, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on October 12, 2015, 07:08:35 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 12, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
Fuck Mike Winters

Nobody to blame but themselves at this point.

It doesn't look to me like those were bad pitches. Still, you have to think Arrieta is done after this inning.

They are when they aren't called both ways.

The Cards seem to have figured out the strike zone and haven't been taking those pitches -- so they can't be called both ways.

Saul Goodman

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Re: 2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis
« Reply #164 on: October 12, 2015, 07:31:04 PM »
JORGE "THE CARDINAL KILLER" SOLER. HOLY SHIT.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?