2015 NLDS Games Thread: Eat Shit, St. Louis

[Armchair_QB]

Unnecessary. But so sweet.

Somewhere Ed Farmer is FURIOUS.

Good.

[D. Doluntap]

Unnecessary. But so sweet.

Somewhere in the Hobart, IN Golden Corral, Ed Farmer is FURIOUS.

Fix'd'ed

[Saul Goodman]

Jake Arrieta is only good because he rubs some sunscreen from his wrist onto the ball before every slider. Seriously. (And that wasn't even the callers, it was the hosts.) I could post updates every five minutes with this stuff, but I'll spare you. It's all gold though.

[Armchair_QB]

Jake Arrieta is only good because he rubs some sunscreen from his wrist onto the ball before every slider. Seriously. I could post updates every five minutes with this stuff, but I'll spare you. It's all gold though.

That's quality stuff.

[Slaky]

Guys I posted here about a decade ago (and once in the late 2000s, or so, who the fuck cares) as RockTheIvy. You guys commiserated with me in 2004. What a clusterfuck. This was amazing. When the Cubs made the postseason, I realized I needed to come back here. Where the fuck else could a long time loser spend his time? With fucking Yellon? Of course. This is fucking special. I hope you're all well. I'll stick around here this time.

And fuck Matt Carpenter/Dickface Holiday/Pudding-brain Matheny. They can play the game the right way in hell.

Speaking as a semi-active poster, unlike you crazy people that don't seem to ever have to do work all day and have thousands of posts, I love seeing some old accounts active again. This team, man. This is fun.

I concur. Bring all the old posters back, except for Paul and Earl Cunningham

What about me?

Holy shit

[Saul Goodman]

Jake Arrieta is only good because he rubs some sunscreen from his wrist onto the ball before every slider. Seriously. I could post updates every five minutes with this stuff, but I'll spare you. It's all gold though.

That's quality stuff.

Former major leaguer and Cardinal Nation legend Chris Duncan, everyone.

[D. Doluntap]

Jake Arrieta is only good because he rubs some sunscreen from his wrist onto the ball before every slider. Seriously. I could post updates every five minutes with this stuff, but I'll spare you. It's all gold though.

That's quality stuff.

Former major leaguer and Cardinal Nation legend Chris Duncan, everyone.

I remember his two sorta okay, roid-fueled years.

[Oleg]

Guys I posted here about a decade ago (and once in the late 2000s, or so, who the fuck cares) as RockTheIvy. You guys commiserated with me in 2004. What a clusterfuck. This was amazing. When the Cubs made the postseason, I realized I needed to come back here. Where the fuck else could a long time loser spend his time? With fucking Yellon? Of course. This is fucking special. I hope you're all well. I'll stick around here this time.

And fuck Matt Carpenter/Dickface Holiday/Pudding-brain Matheny. They can play the game the right way in hell.

Speaking as a semi-active poster, unlike you crazy people that don't seem to ever have to do work all day and have thousands of posts, I love seeing some old accounts active again. This team, man. This is fun.

I concur. Bring all the old posters back, except for Paul and Earl Cunningham

What about me?

hi again

Not you.

[Eli]

Jake Arrieta is only good because he rubs some sunscreen from his wrist onto the ball before every slider. Seriously. I could post updates every five minutes with this stuff, but I'll spare you. It's all gold though.

That's quality stuff.

Former major leaguer and Cardinal Nation legend Chris Duncan, everyone.

[Quality Start Machine]

A fitting epilogue.