2015 Cubs Offseason: Building a Winner Around David Ross

[SKO]

I don't know which I'm more excited about: Heyward signing with the Cubs, or checking out @BestFansStLouis later on tonight.

Both are equally wonderful. I love all of the "ANOTHER LOOSER WHO CHOSE MONEY OVER WINNING" tweets when it would appear he took LESS money to be a Cub, specifically because they're better than the fucking Cardinals. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Eli]

Lots of reports on Twitter of "they're not done." Working on a trade for a pitcher -- sounds like another signing/trade sync-up.

[Canadouche]

I don't know which I'm more excited about: Heyward signing with the Cubs, or checking out @BestFansStLouis later on tonight.

Both are equally wonderful. I love all of the "ANOTHER LOOSER WHO CHOSE MONEY OVER WINNING" tweets when it would appear he took LESS money to be a Cub, specifically because they're better than the fucking Cardinals. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The butthurt is delicious.

[SKO]

Lots of reports on Twitter of "they're not done." Working on a trade for a pitcher -- sounds like another signing/trade sync-up.

Probably saying good bye to Jorge. I will deal with that later.

[Tonker]

Lots of reports on Twitter of "they're not done." Working on a trade for a pitcher -- sounds like another signing/trade sync-up.

Probably saying good bye to Jorge. I will deal with that later.

Has to be.

[Tonker]

So, at some point next year, Joe could post the following lineup:

2B Zobrist
RF Heyward
3B Bryant
1B Rizzo
LF Schwarber
CF Baez
C Montero
P Arrieta
SS Russell

Time for a wank, I think.

[SKO]

So, at some point next year, Joe could post the following lineup:

2B Zobrist
RF Heyward
3B Bryant
1B Rizzo
LF Schwarber
CF Baez
C Montero
P Arrieta
SS Russell

Time for a wank, I think.

Heyman seems to think the Cubs could still get Fowler or Span if they trade Jorge for pitching. That would be unbelieveable. But either way, very wank-worthy.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So, at some point next year, Joe could post the following lineup:

2B Zobrist
RF Heyward
3B Bryant
1B Rizzo
LF Schwarber
CF Baez
C Montero
P Arrieta
SS Russell

Time for a wank, I think.

Heyman seems to think the Cubs could still get Fowler or Span if they trade Jorge for pitching. That would be unbelieveable. But either way, very wank-worthy.

WHAT IN THE HELL'S GOING ON I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND

[Quality Start Machine]

Lots of reports on Twitter of "they're not done." Working on a trade for a pitcher -- sounds like another signing/trade sync-up.

Hello, Cleveland.

[SKO]

Lots of reports on Twitter of "they're not done." Working on a trade for a pitcher -- sounds like another signing/trade sync-up.

Probably saying good bye to Jorge. I will deal with that later.

Gordo is saying Heyward will stay in CF and Jorge wont' be moved. He's still probably wrong but I like that I am 100% okay with either scenario at this point. They won't move Jorge unless they get the right deal.

[PenFoe]

I don't care if they don't do a single other thing this offseason.

I'm good. 

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I don't care if they don't do a single other thing this offseason.

I'm good.  

Me too.  Not that I don't appreciate these pleasant surprises but I'm thinking their next trade will be in July and I'm ready for the season to start.

[Quality Start Machine]

Remember 2 months ago when the Cubs didn't have any money to spend?

Good times.

[ChuckD]

I don't know which I'm more excited about: Heyward signing with the Cubs, or checking out @BestFansStLouis later on tonight.

EDIT:  It's started already!  Hee hee!  I am literally rubbing my hands with glee, here.

The BFiB calling anyone who spurns St. Louis a "trader" continues to be an endless source of amusement.

[CT III]

In a sea of tweets calling him a trader and wishing that he would suffer a debilitating injury, I enjoyed this one the most:

https://twitter.com/Stlknight25/status/675159302777253889