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Wheezer

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Jodorowsky's Dune
« on: November 27, 2015, 03:22:46 AM »
A few caveats:

1. I'm only one-third through.
2. The version I'm watching has no subtitles, so the French bits are eluding me.
3. I was really worried about the fawning, jowly English-language talking heads.

All the same, I was sold when Jodorowsky crapped all over Trumbell and invoked O'Bannon, even though this didn't play out very well from the latter's perspective.

Several dongs up at the moment, though.
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Wheezer

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Re: Jodorowsky's Dune
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2015, 04:25:14 AM »
At two-thirds of the way through, I think I'm kind of screwed by not knowing German, so I'm totally missing Giger's remarks.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Jodorowsky's Dune
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2015, 04:42:31 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on November 27, 2015, 04:25:14 AM
At two-thirds of the way through, I think I'm kind of screwed by not knowing German, so I'm totally missing Giger's remarks.

Did he say:

"Das ist nicht mein Gepäck, mein Gepäck ist schwarz?", or

"Zwei Bier, bitte, mein Freund bezahlt.", or

"Entschuldigen Sie bitte, haben Sie eine Schnur, womit ich diese sechs Regenschirme zusammenbinden kann?".

Because if he said any of those things, I can help you out.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

Wheezer

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Re: Jodorowsky's Dune
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2015, 04:44:39 AM »
In related news, at 1:12:45, Nicholas "Drive" Winding Refn makes it clear that he's an imbecile.

Oh, and SPOILER ALERT, the big deal was supposed to be some sort of hybrid of Spartacus and Tim Leary. This is shedding fractional dongs by the moment.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Wheezer

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Re: Jodorowsky's Dune
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2015, 04:46:58 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on November 27, 2015, 04:42:31 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 27, 2015, 04:25:14 AM
At two-thirds of the way through, I think I'm kind of screwed by not knowing German, so I'm totally missing Giger's remarks.

Did he say:

"Das ist nicht mein Gepäck, mein Gepäck ist schwarz?", or

"Zwei Bier, bitte, mein Freund bezahlt.", or

"Entschuldigen Sie bitte, haben Sie eine Schnur, womit ich diese sechs Regenschirme zusammenbinden kann?".

Because if he said any of those things, I can help you out.

This is not helping, but I'll seed the torrent if you insist.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Tonker

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Re: Jodorowsky's Dune
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2015, 12:58:40 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on November 27, 2015, 04:46:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 27, 2015, 04:42:31 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 27, 2015, 04:25:14 AM
At two-thirds of the way through, I think I'm kind of screwed by not knowing German, so I'm totally missing Giger's remarks.

Did he say:

"Das ist nicht mein Gepäck, mein Gepäck ist schwarz?", or

"Zwei Bier, bitte, mein Freund bezahlt.", or

"Entschuldigen Sie bitte, haben Sie eine Schnur, womit ich diese sechs Regenschirme zusammenbinden kann?".

Because if he said any of those things, I can help you out.

This is not helping, but I'll seed the torrent if you insist.

You're perhaps thinking of "Teeny Exzesse", "Mit dem Faust gefickt", "Geile Hausfrauen" or "Maximum Perversum: Natursekt extrem"?
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

Wheezer

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Re: Jodorowsky's Dune
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 05:29:46 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 01, 2015, 12:58:40 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 27, 2015, 04:46:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 27, 2015, 04:42:31 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 27, 2015, 04:25:14 AM
At two-thirds of the way through, I think I'm kind of screwed by not knowing German, so I'm totally missing Giger's remarks.

Did he say:

"Das ist nicht mein Gepäck, mein Gepäck ist schwarz?", or

"Zwei Bier, bitte, mein Freund bezahlt.", or

"Entschuldigen Sie bitte, haben Sie eine Schnur, womit ich diese sechs Regenschirme zusammenbinden kann?".

Because if he said any of those things, I can help you out.

This is not helping, but I'll seed the torrent if you insist.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!