Breakfast

[Saul Goodman]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

I don't understand.  The shop's called the Chicago Bagel Authority.  Theoretically, at least, it could be anywhere.

But it's not theoretically anywhere.  It's actually in Chicago.  If it wasn't, then sure, "Chicago Bagel Authority in Milwaukee."  If no town is specified I assume it's located in the same place as the name.  The exception is a widely known chain like Buffalo Wild Wings, most of which are probably not actually in Buffalo.  And thank you for letting me argue about this instead of doing actual work.

[PenFoe]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

I don't understand.  The shop's called the Chicago Bagel Authority.  Theoretically, at least, it could be anywhere.

But it's not theoretically anywhere.  It's actually in Chicago.  If it wasn't, then sure, "Chicago Bagel Authority in Milwaukee."  If no town is specified I assume it's located in the same place as the name.  The exception is a widely known chain like Buffalo Wild Wings, most of which are probably not actually in Buffalo.  And thank you for letting me argue about this instead of doing actual work.

We get it, you go to California Pizza Kitchen for lunch everyday.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

I don't understand.  The shop's called the Chicago Bagel Authority.  Theoretically, at least, it could be anywhere.

Says the guy opening the chain of Glasgow Ram's Ball Houses.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

I don't understand.  The shop's called the Chicago Bagel Authority.  Theoretically, at least, it could be anywhere.

I hadn't realized that Chicago was so renown for its bagels that bagel establishments in other parts of the world might reasonably be expected to be named after it.

[PenFoe]

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

I don't understand.  The shop's called the Chicago Bagel Authority.  Theoretically, at least, it could be anywhere.

I hadn't realized that Chicago was so renown for its bagels that bagel establishments in other parts of the world might reasonably be expected to be named after it.

THIS.

Anywhere outside of Chicago, I wouldn't think this would be a selling point.

[BH]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

No, only Sbarro sells true New York pizza.

Calling Yeti.

[Richard Chuggar]

Little Goat breakfast = the dick

[thehawk]

Little Goat breakfast everything = the dick

May be even better than the big Goat across the street.  Try the pork toffee milkshake

[Tonker]

Little Goat breakfast everything = the dick

May be even better than the big Goat across the street.  Try the pork toffee milkshake

I'm sorry, did you say "pork toffee"?

Please let this be a thing.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Little Goat breakfast everything = the dick

May be even better than the big Goat across the street.  Try the pork toffee milkshake

I'm sorry, did you say "pork toffee"?

Please let this be a thing.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Bongo Room.  Ate at the one in Wicker Park last week and it was the best goddamn breakfast I've had in memory. 

[Slaky]

The Bongo Room.  Ate at the one in Wicker Park last week and it was the best goddamn breakfast I've had in memory. 

What did you eat?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Bongo Room.  Ate at the one in Wicker Park last week and it was the best goddamn breakfast I've had in memory.  

What did you eat?

Pancakes with blueberries, strawberries and bananas (they flash a picture of this on their homepage, which I've added below). Had some sort of fancy vanilla-bean infused topping that blows the fuck out of whip cream... holy shit I don't recall being that satisfied with breakfast.

Edit:  the meal in question (apparently I just dreamt the blueberries part):

[J. Walter Weatherman]

holy potato I don't recall being that satisfied with potato.

[Bort]

holy potato I don't recall being that satisfied with potato.

Validated.