Breakfast

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Anybody know Deleece?

The menus look great - brunch especially.  Lobster benedict with truffle hollandaise?  Bottomless mimosas for $15?  I hear that the breakfast pasta is outstanding, too.  I think I'll be giving this place a pop...

Was a staple back in the Lincoln Park days. Never been for breakfast, only dinner.  Very good place.  Before Deleece, the chef was the personal chef for DeNiro or some other Hollywood bigwig.

Actually, the former chef for Deleece was the personal chef for Jack Nicholson, and now she has her own restaurant Sola, which I can vouch for as the shit. If you're going for brunch, the short rib benedict is ridiculous, and for dinner, get the wagyu burger topped off with a banana ice cream sundae.

I'm thinking I might be addled and the place I was at wasn't Deleece...Southport, just north of Irving, in the early aughts?  Anyone?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Actually, the former chef for Deleece was the personal chef for Jack Nicholson, and now she has her own restaurant Sola, which I can vouch for as the shit. If you're going for brunch, the short rib benedict is ridiculous, and for dinner, get the wagyu burger topped off with a banana ice cream sundae.

Ah, that's it. I thought she was the owner? Memory 10.17(c).

I'm thinking I might be addled and the place I was at wasn't Deleece...Southport, just north of Irving, in the early aughts?  Anyone?

That's it. West side of Sourthport, two or three store fronts up from Irving.  They've since moved a few buildings and opened a second location closer to Wrigley.

[PenPho]

Actually, the former chef for Deleece was the personal chef for Jack Nicholson, and now she has her own restaurant Sola, which I can vouch for as the shit. If you're going for brunch, the short rib benedict is ridiculous, and for dinner, get the wagyu burger topped off with a banana ice cream sundae.

Ah, that's it. I thought she was the owner? Memory 10.17(c).

I'm thinking I might be addled and the place I was at wasn't Deleece...Southport, just north of Irving, in the early aughts?  Anyone?

That's it. West side of Sourthport, two or three store fronts up from Irving.  They've since moved a few buildings and opened a second location closer to Wrigley.

Intrepid Reader: Huey

"Actually, she was Pacino's personal chef."

[Tonker]

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[Richard Chuggar]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

CBA is the shit

[Saul Goodman]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

CBA is the shit

On a non-breakfast note, the Bread Intruder is a grabber on bread.

[PenFoe]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

CBA is the shit

On a non-breakfast note, the Bread Intruder is a grabber on bread.

This?

Photo would help here.

[Tonker]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

New York Pizza Department?

[CT III]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

No, only Sbarro sells true New York pizza.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

No, only Sbarro sells true New York pizza.

Spoken like a man who has never been to La Famiglia.



This is as close as we'll get to Huey and Gil touching dick tips.

[Saul Goodman]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

[Tonker]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

I don't understand.  The shop's called the Chicago Bagel Authority.  Theoretically, at least, it could be anywhere.

[SKO]

The Ron Fucking Swanson, ladies and gentlemen.  Available only in the Chi.

This glorious piece of sandwich artistry is available at the Chicago Bagel Authority...

What?  Chicago Bagel Authority?  WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, BUZZFEED?!

...in Chicago.

Got it.

Does that mean that when I go down the road to New York Pizza, that I'm actually in New York?

If Chicago Bagel Authority was not in Chicago, then add the town. If New York Pizza isn't in New York, then add the town. Is this that hard?

Should they have to trademark two names?