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Maybe he just needed to slide headlong into a brick outfield wall to get right. That's convenient as hell because I know where there's one.
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Quote from: InternetApex on May 25, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Maybe he just needed to slide headlong into a brick outfield wall to get right. That's convenient as hell because I know where there's one.

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It's June now. Start hitting.
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Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:40:39 PM
It's June now. Start hitting.

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How many more times does the automatic ground out need to kill a rally before Joe contemplates not batting him in the spot where you should actually bat your best hitter
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Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:55:47 PM
How many more times does the automatic ground out need to kill a rally before Joe contemplates not batting him in the spot where you should actually bat your best hitter

Probably like 40 or 50.

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Quote from: Eli on June 07, 2016, 09:06:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:55:47 PM
How many more times does the automatic ground out need to kill a rally before Joe contemplates not batting him in the spot where you should actually bat your best hitter

Probably like 40 or 50.

He's basically Albert Almora on a $184 million deal.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #100 on: June 13, 2016, 08:45:52 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 10:55:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 07, 2016, 09:06:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:55:47 PM
How many more times does the automatic ground out need to kill a rally before Joe contemplates not batting him in the spot where you should actually bat your best hitter

Probably like 40 or 50.

He's basically Albert Almora on a $184 million deal.

325/413/600 in June. I'll take that from Almora too, please.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #101 on: June 13, 2016, 08:52:50 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 13, 2016, 08:45:52 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 10:55:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 07, 2016, 09:06:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:55:47 PM
How many more times does the automatic ground out need to kill a rally before Joe contemplates not batting him in the spot where you should actually bat your best hitter

Probably like 40 or 50.

He's basically Albert Almora on a $184 million deal.

325/413/600 in June. I'll take that from Almora too, please.

6 straight games against Philadelphia and Atlanta will do that. I'm not tolerating dis overpaid bum's bullshit till he tears it up against Washington, Pittsburgh, and ESPECIALLY the goddamn Cardinals during this upcoming stretch.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2016, 04:17:36 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 13, 2016, 08:52:50 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 13, 2016, 08:45:52 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 10:55:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 07, 2016, 09:06:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:55:47 PM
How many more times does the automatic ground out need to kill a rally before Joe contemplates not batting him in the spot where you should actually bat your best hitter

Probably like 40 or 50.

He's basically Albert Almora on a $184 million deal.

325/413/600 in June. I'll take that from Almora too, please.

6 straight games against Philadelphia and Atlanta will do that. I'm not tolerating dis overpaid bum's bullshit till he tears it up against Washington, Pittsburgh, and ESPECIALLY the goddamn Cardinals during this upcoming stretch.

Thrown out on a terrible attempt to steal third and hits into a double play with Strasburg struggling. Fuck.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #103 on: June 20, 2016, 10:23:39 PM »
It's hard to drink Cardinal tears when you don't get the ball out of the fucking infield. June 20th and he's still hitting like Junior fucking Lake.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #104 on: June 21, 2016, 06:14:12 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 10:23:39 PM
It's hard to drink Cardinal tears when you don't get the ball out of the fucking infield. June 20th and he's still hitting like Junior fucking Lake.

I'm all about getting frustrated with him, but it was a broken bat