The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread

[CBStew]

Great at-bat. Followed by a really dumb steal attempt. Someone should have told him that Bryant's on deck.

Oh, I don't know.  He was only out by about 10 feet.

[SKO]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

[Saul Goodman]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

[Bort]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

[Eli]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

[Bort]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

Honestly, I would have too, but my stupid iPhone puts them on automatically if you doubletap

[Saul Goodman]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

But not as much as it annoys R-V.

[R-V]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

But not as much as it annoys R-V.

Nice try at misdirection, but this hobby horse is all yours now, chief

[Saul Goodman]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

But not as much as it annoys R-V.

Nice try at misdirection, but this hobby horse is all yours now, chief

I'm not a very good flagcarrier because I actually like the bit

[Bort]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

But not as much as it annoys R-V.

Nice try at misdirection, but this hobby horse is all yours now, chief

I'm not a very good flagcarrier because I actually like the bit

You'll take the meme you've been assigned and you'll like it

[Saul Goodman]

He's looked a lot better since he ditched that toe tap. If Soler and Heyward are both hitting there's no easy out in the lineup

when every post ends without punctuation it starts to lose the effect

That post seems like a lot of effort for fairly minimal results.

On the other hand, I'm going to stop using periods at the end of my posts because I know Sterling will be annoyed by it

But not as much as it annoys R-V.

Nice try at misdirection, but this hobby horse is all yours now, chief

I'm not a very good flagcarrier because I actually like the bit

You'll take the meme you've been assigned and you'll like it.

FIXED THAT FOR YOU, YOU REPROBATE.

[Quality Start Machine]

333/351/500 since he got the weekend off. That'll do.

[Saul Goodman]

333/351/500 since he got the weekend off. That'll do.

Booooooooooooo

[Canadouche]

+1.0 WAR.

[SKO]

The Heyward Game