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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #285 on: April 23, 2017, 10:53:37 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 05:54:48 PM
Is....is he fixed?

He's actually got a pretty deep voice.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #287 on: April 24, 2017, 11:01:28 AM »
Another fine day on this shit for brains fringe messageboard.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #288 on: April 24, 2017, 06:22:32 PM »
HEYWARD, YOU MAGNIFICENT EUNUCH!!!
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #289 on: April 24, 2017, 06:26:43 PM »
I think this year we get Heyward and not his non union Mexican equivalent Jason Heywardo
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #290 on: April 24, 2017, 06:33:26 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 24, 2017, 06:26:43 PM
I think this year we get Heyward and not his non union Mexican equivalent Jason Heywardo Mitch Heyward

C'mon, man.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #291 on: April 25, 2017, 12:31:47 AM »
Honestly his swing still kinda looks like butt to me but it's working so keep it up?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #292 on: April 25, 2017, 07:22:25 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 24, 2017, 06:26:43 PM
I think this year we get Heyward and not his non union Mexican equivalent Jason Heywardo

No, it's still Jason Heyward. But the "J" is pronounced like an "H."
M'lady.

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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #293 on: October 09, 2017, 05:47:12 PM »
Jason probably shouldn't have gotten that degree from the Moises Alou school of baserunning.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #294 on: October 09, 2017, 05:49:38 PM »
Quote from: pisomojado8 on October 09, 2017, 05:47:12 PM
Jason probably shouldn't have gotten that degree from the Moises Alou school of baserunning.

His rbaser must have just vanished.

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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #295 on: October 12, 2017, 07:23:24 PM »
*cursing*
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #296 on: April 25, 2018, 08:11:48 AM »
So far this season, JHey has been downright adequate with his OPS+ of 115.

In fact (keeping in mind that it's still April), his current offensive numbers align almost perfectly with his 2015 numbers.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #297 on: April 25, 2018, 08:26:36 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 25, 2018, 08:11:48 AM
So far this season, JHey has been downright adequate with his OPS+ of 115.

In fact (keeping in mind that it's still April), his current offensive numbers align almost perfectly with his 2015 numbers.

His K/BB rates are a matching 10.5%, his hard contact rate is the highest it's been since his rookie year, and he's hitting grounders at a career low rate.

I don't know if I believe yet, but there are reasons to believe this is sustainable and he's actually fixed something. Last year even when he was off to his "good" start his OBP was actually below his career rate and he was selling out by swinging at the first hittable pitch he saw. Once pitchers adjusted he was right back where he was in 2016. This year he's just doing all of the things he did before he was a Cub so far.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #298 on: April 25, 2018, 09:22:01 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2018, 08:26:36 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 25, 2018, 08:11:48 AM
So far this season, JHey has been downright adequate with his OPS+ of 115.

In fact (keeping in mind that it's still April), his current offensive numbers align almost perfectly with his 2015 numbers.

His K/BB rates are a matching 10.5%, his hard contact rate is the highest it's been since his rookie year, and he's hitting grounders at a career low rate.

I don't know if I believe yet, but there are reasons to believe this is sustainable and he's actually fixed something. Last year even when he was off to his "good" start his OBP was actually below his career rate and he was selling out by swinging at the first hittable pitch he saw. Once pitchers adjusted he was right back where he was in 2016. This year he's just doing all of the things he did before he was a Cub so far.

I tried embedding his 2017 and 2018 spray charts here, but Fangraphs doesn't have code that's friendly here. But this year's chart is certainly encouraging.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #299 on: April 27, 2018, 01:31:25 PM »
Well he was useful offensively for like a week and a half so naturally he's gotta fuck up on defense yet again.
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