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J. Walter Weatherman

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Death Wishings 2016
« on: January 10, 2016, 07:46:03 PM »


15 players. 112 picks. Countless hurt butts.

Picks
Scoreboard
Status Board


Most popular: Joey Feek, Nancy Reagan (4 picks)
Oldest: Kirk Douglas (99 years and 23 days, 100 in December)
Youngest: Jahi McMath (15 years and 70 days, sweet 16 in October)

Mean age: 71 years and 38 days
Median age: 76 years and 269 days

First death of 2016: Craig Strickland (pending official time of death) or Pat Harrington (January 6, 2016)

Lists with all new faces for 2016: Wheezer
Lists with all retreads from 2015: BigDrinky, Butthead and TEC
Most unique list: CT (10 unique picks)
Least unique lists: Butthead and Thrill (2 unique picks, 13 penalty points)

49 names carried over from 2015

The biggest gainers...

Nancy Reagan (+3)
The Amazing Johnathan (+2)
Jimmy Carter (+2)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (+1)
Bob Newhart (+1)
Bob Dole (+1)
Kirk Douglas (+1)
Joost van der Westhuizen (+1)
Scott Steiner (+1)
Malcolm Young (+1)
Mary Tyler Moore (+1)
Glen Campbell (+1)
Billy Graham (+1)

The biggest losers...

George H.W. Bush (-4)
Valerie Harper (-2)
Gordie Howe (-2)
Dick Van Dyke (-2)

63 new names for 2016...

Joey Feek, Charlie Sheen, Martin Crowe, Jared Fogle, Sandy Alderson, Don Shula, Chuck Berry, Harper Lee, Robert Mugabe, Prince Philip, Jahi McMath, Randal Grichuk, Starchild Abraham "Wolf" Cherrix, Craig Strickland, Abu Omar al-Shishani, Abu Waheeb, Alex Wynn, Kate Granger, Jason Van Dyke, Jason Rezaian, Gino Odjick, Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins, Scott Putesky, Stefanie Larue, Oscar Bolin, Barack Obama, Lawrence Taylor, Luis Garavito, Jim Belushi, Ray Kurzweil, Bo Ryan, Mercury Morris, Omar al-Bashir, Ratko Mladić, Richard M. Daley, Rene Angelil, Stephen Hawking, Dennis Hastert, Hawk Harrelson, Eddie Large, William Devane, Walter Jacobson, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Alain Badiou, The Dalai Lama, Warner Saunders, John Coleman, Kenny Baker, Willie Nelson, Than Shwe, Archbishop Jim V. Humble, Lou Henson, G. Edward Griffin, Rip Torn, Christopher Plummer, Pat Harrington, Whitey Ford, Harry Porterfield, Martin Landau, Pope Benedict XVI, Henry Kissinger, Betty White, Zsa Zsa Gabor

51 picks from 2015 who got out alive...

Rob Ford, Carol Channing, Leah Still, Malala Yousafzai, Bobby Shmurda, Belle Gibson, Frankie Muniz, Gill Rosenberg, George Zimmerman, Jeff George, Artie Lange, Gregg Jefferies, Paul Gascoigne, Steve Smith, Wynonna Judd, Caroline Aherne, Bret Michaels, Darren Daulton, Tom Sizemore, Bill de Blasio, Jim Kelly, Randy Travis, Scott Thorson, Shane McGowan, Wattie Buchan, Alvin Yellon, George Brett, Louie Anderson, Frank "Kellie" Maloney, Slim Dunlap, Uri Dowbenko, Jeff Lowe, Joan Lunden, Esther Hicks, Cheryl Tiegs, Judd Gregg, Gary Busey, Aretha Franklin, Steve Wynn, Pelé, Ginger Baker, Mike Shannon, Donald Sterling, C. Norman Shealy, Jim Nabors, Frank Worthen, James Garner, George "Dr. Nick" Nichopoulos, Louise Hay, Toots Thielemans, I.M. Pei
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2016, 07:46:26 PM »

The Chuck Dickens Endowed Chair in Hell



PenFoe
For the selection of brain-dead 15-year-old Jahi McMath



The Irish Yeti Moonshot Award for Youth Prospecting



Tonker
Average list age: 52 years and 37 days



The Golden Bort Award for Gerontological Studies



Huey
Average list age: 87 years and 112 days



The Paul W. Tanner III Memorial Freedom Fighter Award of Most Glorious Honor



ChuckD
Picks: Abu Waheeb, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Robert Mugabe, Omar al-Bashir, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Henry Kissinger, Luis Garavito, Ratko Mladić, Than Shwe, Abu Omar al-Shishani



The Northside FroDog Award for Outstanding Achievement in Soothsaying



TJ Brown
"Richard M. Daley (projected duplicates: 1 -- Huey, for sure)" Actual: 0
"Charlie Sheen (projected duplicates: 5)" Actual: 2
"Jason Van Dyke (projected duplicates: 2)" Actual: 0
"Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (projected duplicates: 3)" Actual: 2
"Lawrence Taylor (projected duplicates: 1, maybe if Fork thinks of it)" Actual: 0
"Jared Fogle (projected duplicates: 10, maybe more if anyone else actually enters this pool)" Actual: 1
"Don Shula (projected duplicates: 0)" Actual: 1
"Sandy Alderson (projected duplicates: 0)" Actual: 1
"Harry Porterfield (projected duplicates: 0. Sad, because Harry is Someone You Should KnowTM)" Actual: 0
"Kim Jong Un (projected duplicates: 1)" Actual: 0



The Mothering.com Lifetime Acheivement Award for Wheezering



Wheezer



See you in December!


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Saul Goodman

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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2016, 08:25:16 PM »
I'm picturing Pen clicking this post's blue button only to get hit with a login screen, endlessly.
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2016, 09:30:53 PM »
Worth the wait.
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2016, 10:10:08 PM »
This was great, when does the 2017 post go up Thrill?

Also to TJ: I damn near included Harry Porterfield but went with John Coleman instead.
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Tonker

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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2016, 01:12:05 AM »
I love you, Thrill.

Also, I'm going to win this year.
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2016, 04:11:21 AM »

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 10, 2016, 07:46:03 PM
63 new names for 2016...

The Dalai Lama

I picked the simultaneous deaths of Larry King and Tenzin Gyatso years ago.
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2016, 04:38:40 AM »
Wait, not even ChuckD picked Delaney Clements?
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2016, 07:34:13 AM »
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TIME TO POST!

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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2016, 07:36:05 AM »
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2016, 08:12:21 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 11, 2016, 07:36:05 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on January 11, 2016, 07:34:13 AM


Who is that with Oleg?

It me.

Bravo, Thrill. I enjoyed all of it. 10/10, would def click again.
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2016, 05:39:32 PM »
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Tonker

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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2016, 11:51:47 AM »
Goddamnit.  Really, Iran?  Two fucking weeks into the New Year?  Screw you guys.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2016, 03:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 16, 2016, 11:51:47 AM
Goddamnit.  Really, Iran?  Two fucking weeks into the New Year?  Screw you guys.

Thanks, Obama.
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Re: Death Wishings 2016
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2016, 11:56:05 AM »
Because I'm tired of searching for it. Sticky this, SKO
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