Schrödinger’s Corpse

[J. Walter Weatherman]

December 26: Country singer Craig Strickland and his friend Chase Morland go missing in the midst of severe winter storms on an ill-advised duck hunting trip

December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year

December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot

January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found

January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means

[PenFoe]

December 26: Country singer Craig Strickland and his friend Chase Morland go missing in the midst of severe winter storms on an ill-advised duck hunting trip

December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year

December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot

January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found

January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means

I'll abide by official death certificate for this one, but I'm not backing down on Jahi McMath.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

but I'm not backing down on Jahi McMath.

Even assuming they pull life support (and the family doesn't seem to be terribly urgent to do so), that'll be one for the courts to decide.

Until further notice, she's been dead since 2013.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAIQA3oHZN5/

Craig was found today. We can finally rest knowing that he is at Home in Heaven with his Father. The night of the accident he had fought his way out of the water and up a hill before the stages of hypothermia set in. He experienced no pain in his final moments and simply felt like he was falling asleep. They found him lying in the shape of a cross looking up to his Father.

[Saul Goodman]

December 26: Country singer Craig Strickland and his friend Chase Morland go missing in the midst of severe winter storms on an ill-advised duck hunting trip

December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year

December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot

January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found

January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means

Whoa. I hadn't read that tweet the first time. Is that the most ironic (in the dramatic sense) tweet yet?

[ChuckD]

December 26: Country singer Craig Strickland and his friend Chase Morland go missing in the midst of severe winter storms on an ill-advised duck hunting trip

December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year

December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot

January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found

January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means

Whoa. I hadn't read that tweet the first time. Is that the most ironic (in the dramatic sense) tweet yet?

The author didn't intend to be ironic when they wrote it, but it became ironic because of what happened to the subject (who happened to be the author).

What is that, like ... meta tragic irony?

God bless you, Internet.

[Saul Goodman]

December 26: Country singer Craig Strickland and his friend Chase Morland go missing in the midst of severe winter storms on an ill-advised duck hunting trip

December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year

December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot

January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found

January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means

Whoa. I hadn't read that tweet the first time. Is that the most ironic (in the dramatic sense) tweet yet?

The author didn't intend to be ironic when they wrote it, but it became ironic because of what happened to the subject (who happened to be the author).

What is that, like ... meta tragic irony?

God bless you, Internet.

The Hunted: Goliath's Wrath. A modern tragedy on stage. Get your tickets now.

[PenFoe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAIQA3oHZN5/

Craig was found today. We can finally rest knowing that he is at Home in Heaven with his Father. The night of the accident he had fought his way out of the water and up a hill before the stages of hypothermia set in. He experienced no pain in his final moments and simply felt like he was falling asleep. They found him lying in the shape of a cross looking up to his Father.

This is conjecture.  I'm still holding out for a death certificate.

[PenFoe]

Conceding defeat on this one.

[Quality Start Machine]

Conceding defeat on this one.

Damn, she can work a tombstone.

[Yeti]

Conceding defeat on this one.

Damn, she can work a tombstone.

And no surprise that Pen Instafollows her

[PenFoe]

Conceding defeat on this one.

Damn, she can work a tombstone.

And no surprise that Pen Instafollows her

There were points on the line!

Also, that gravestone is purposely carved into the shape of the state of Arkansas. 

[Saul Goodman]

Conceding defeat on this one.

Damn, she can work a tombstone.

And no surprise that Pen Instafollows her

There were points on the line!

Also, that gravestone is purposely carved into the shape of the state of Arkansas. 

Why is she so happy in that photo? Maybe she's the real killer.