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Brownie

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2016, 08:35:18 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.

Is a singular Colorado baseballer a Rockie or a Rocky?

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2016, 11:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 06, 2016, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.

Is a singular Colorado baseballer a Rockie or a Rocky?

I'll tell you as soon as you tell me what a singular Minnesota NHL player is.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2016, 09:05:41 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 11:48:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 06, 2016, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.

Is a singular Colorado baseballer a Rockie or a Rocky?

I'll tell you as soon as you tell me what a singular Minnesota NHL player is.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2016, 09:38:39 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 11:48:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 06, 2016, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.

Is a singular Colorado baseballer a Rockie or a Rocky?

I'll tell you as soon as you tell me what a singular Minnesota NHL player is.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2016, 11:29:43 AM »
For ruining MLB's precious new time-saving rules, Rob Manfred's gonna have this guy killed.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2016, 12:43:28 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2016, 09:38:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 11:48:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 06, 2016, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.

Is a singular Colorado baseballer a Rockie or a Rocky?

I'll tell you as soon as you tell me what a singular Minnesota NHL player is.



Haha.  Nice.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2016, 01:25:00 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.


I was hoping I wouldn't hear N**** P****'s name again for the rest of my life. Damn it, SKO.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2016, 01:44:12 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 07, 2016, 11:29:43 AM
For ruining MLB's precious new time-saving rules, Rob Manfred's gonna have this guy killed.

I don't know him. But after watching that, I hate him.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2016, 01:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 07, 2016, 01:44:12 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 07, 2016, 11:29:43 AM
For ruining MLB's precious new time-saving rules, Rob Manfred's gonna have this guy killed.

I don't know him. But after watching that, I hate him.

Who was the guy on the dodgers all those years ago?  They called him the Flamingo?  Was in Niedenfuer?

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2016, 02:37:50 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 07, 2016, 01:25:00 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 05:49:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2016, 03:42:15 PM
Gold Glove defense and a .358 OBP last year isn't worth a shit huh?

A .358 OBP in Colorado, a ballpark that boosts offensive numbers, again, he hasn't hit worth a shit when he's not in that ballpark. In his 3 full years in Colorado his OPS+ is 81 (league average is 100, below is bad), which adjusts both for his position and ballpark factors. He's a useful utility player with a good glove who has only put up good offensive numbers in a ballpark where everyone puts up good offensive numbers. Neifi Perez hit .282 as a Rockie and .257 as anything else.


I was hoping I wouldn't hear N**** P****'s name again for the rest of my life. Damn it, SKO.

Negro Please?

No, me and him are cool.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2016, 03:54:19 PM »
Starlin is off to a nice start with the Yankees, proving once again that EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2016, 11:01:14 AM »
MLBTR:

QuoteFree agent righty Joe Nathan is working out on his home with intentions of a return at some point this year, Jon Heyman of MLB Network tweets.

Sounds dangerous.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2016, 03:32:33 AM »
Randall Delgado needs to get a fucking move on - this is absolutely dire.  What happened to the "shot clock" MLB was supposed to be implementing?
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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2016, 08:39:59 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 08, 2016, 11:01:14 AM
MLBTR:

QuoteFree agent righty Joe Nathan is working out on his home with intentions of a return at some point this year, Jon Heyman of MLB Network tweets.

Sounds dangerous.

Sounds like a typo.

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Re: 2016 MLB Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2016, 11:52:59 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 11, 2016, 03:32:33 AM
Randall Delgado needs to get a fucking move on - this is absolutely dire.  What happened to the "shot clock" MLB was supposed to be implementing?
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