2016 MLB Thread

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Matt Harvey still sucks.

I believe his problems are mechanical and fixable. If I were you I wouldn't ride this donkey much longer.

I dunno...I kinda like the notion of one ass riding another.

[Quality Start Machine]

Matt Harvey still sucks.

I believe his problems are mechanical and fixable. If I were you I wouldn't ride this donkey much longer.

I dunno...I kinda like the notion of one ass riding another.

You're too big for either of us.

[Quality Start Machine]

Moustakas out for the year, Gordon has a broken hand.

The Royals are boned.

[SKO]

Moustakas out for the year, Gordon has a broken hand.

The Royals are boned.

If the Devil Magic has truly abandoned St. Louis and moved their way I expect Cheslor Cuthbert to hit .324 the rest of the way as they win the Central with 84 wins after the White Sox continue their nose dive and everyone in Cleveland's rotation gets hurt again.

[Slaky]

Moustakas out for the year, Gordon has a broken hand.

The Royals are boned.

It's all there for Cleveland.

[SKO]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

[Yeti]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

[SKO]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

uhh....not that I know of?

[Yeti]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

uhh....not that I know of?

You don't recall that story you told us of the Sherrard HS volleyball teacher?

[SKO]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

uhh....not that I know of?

You don't recall that story you told us of the Sherrard HS volleyball teacher?

Oh that's where that came from. You got it all messed up man, she was the softball coach, not the volleyball coach, and there were no dumps on chests. She just had IBS, and there was supposedly accidental dumpage during sex with the football coach. Then she and the basketball coach were later fired for sexing during the school day in one of the storage rooms behind the gym.

[Yeti]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

uhh....not that I know of?

You don't recall that story you told us of the Sherrard HS volleyball teacher?

Oh that's where that came from. You got it all messed up man, she was the softball coach, not the volleyball coach, and there were no dumps on chests. She just had IBS, and there was supposedly accidental dumpage during sex with the football coach. Then she and the basketball coach were later fired for sexing during the school day in one of the storage rooms behind the gym.

Yea, that's right. I got like 1 fact right!

[Saul Goodman]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

uhh....not that I know of?

You don't recall that story you told us of the Sherrard HS volleyball teacher?

Oh that's where that came from. You got it all messed up man, she was the softball coach, not the volleyball coach, and there were no dumps on chests. She just had IBS, and there was supposedly accidental dumpage during sex with the football coach. Then she and the basketball coach were later fired for sexing during the school day in one of the storage rooms behind the gym.

What's in the water supply under your town?

[SKO]

Orioles first round draft pick Cody Sedlock is from the town where I went to high school. I know his sister and his cousin. His cousin screwed our biology teacher junior year and he got fired. She was not the most stable person.

Was there any defecation on the chest involved?

uhh....not that I know of?

You don't recall that story you told us of the Sherrard HS volleyball teacher?

Oh that's where that came from. You got it all messed up man, she was the softball coach, not the volleyball coach, and there were no dumps on chests. She just had IBS, and there was supposedly accidental dumpage during sex with the football coach. Then she and the basketball coach were later fired for sexing during the school day in one of the storage rooms behind the gym.

What's in the water supply under your town?

My guess is a lot of lead.

[Tonker]

Anybody else noticed that Matt Bush - No. 1 draft pick in 2004 (!) - is out of prison after three years or so and pitching pretty well for the Rangers?  It would be nice to think he'd got his life on track even if he has pissed away his prime.

[PenFoe]

Anybody else noticed that Matt Bush - No. 1 draft pick in 2004 (!) - is out of prison after three years or so and pitching pretty well for the Rangers?  It would be nice to think he'd got his life on track even if he has pissed away his prime.

Yes.