As the Crowe dies.

[Tonker]

Martin Crowe, New Zealand international cricketer.  But then, you all knew that.

Points for me (8), Pen (6) and Thrill (11).

[Bort]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

[CT III]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

I was afraid it was Damon Herriman.

[Bort]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

I didn't know that this was the source of your HATERAGE.

So add Russell Crowe on to the pyre I suppose.

[PenFoe]

Can I just get my points?

[Tonker]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

I didn't know that this was the source of your HATERAGE.

So add Russell Crowe on to the pyre I suppose.

Russell Crowe is his cousin.  True story.

[Yeti]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

I didn't know that this was the source of your HATERAGE.

So add Russell Crowe on to the pyre I suppose.

Russell Crowe is his cousin.  True story.

That's actually who I hoped it was

[Bort]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

I didn't know that this was the source of your HATERAGE.

So add Russell Crowe on to the pyre I suppose.

It's not the source, I just like my setups to be accurate.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

I didn't know that this was the source of your HATERAGE.

So add Russell Crowe on to the pyre I suppose.

It's not the source, I just like my setups to be accurate.

And yet you omitted Russell Crowe.

For shame.

[Bort]

Great, neither Cameron Crowe nor Chris Robinson are dead. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

Or Adam Duritz.

If only. But his band didn't spell it with a "e."

I didn't know that this was the source of your HATERAGE.

So add Russell Crowe on to the pyre I suppose.

It's not the source, I just like my setups to be accurate.

And yet you omitted Russell Crowe.

For shame.

I'm going to pretend I went more obscure on purpose, but honestly: I plumb forgot.

[Saul Goodman]

Can I just get my points?

Asking for points gets you negative points. You lose.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can I just get my points?

Asking for points gets you negative points. You lose.

Seconded.