The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE

[Quality Start Machine]

I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber

Fortunately, Joe Maddon can influence home field in the 2017 World Series.

Can't wait to see Bartolo Colon in LF.

We all know Joe will use one of his manager's selections to make Travis Wood an All-Star (again).

Even if Wood signs with an AL team.

[CBStew]

Another reason to live the Cubs!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cubs-choose-to-visit-white-house-in-president-obamas-final-days-in-office-030009932.html

[Bort]

Another reason to live the Cubs!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cubs-choose-to-visit-white-house-in-president-obamas-final-days-in-office-030009932.html

Not only do they not have to shake Trump's piss-stained hands: they also get to troll the most famous White Sox fan.

[Saul Goodman]

Another reason to live the Cubs!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cubs-choose-to-visit-white-house-in-president-obamas-final-days-in-office-030009932.html

Not only do they not have to shake Trump's piss-stained hands: they also get to troll the most famous White Sox fan.

Can't wait for the tweets about how poorly the Cubs are run after the world champs snub the Cheeto-in-Chief.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'd rather the Cubs get congratulated by a Chicagoan than by a shitstain who rags on us every chance he gets.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'd rather the Cubs get congratulated by a Chicagoan than by a shitpeestain who rags on us every chance he gets.

Moscow'd

[Saul Goodman]

Glad they did this now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

[PenFoe]

Glad they did this now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

Cogs looks like he would have really preferred they waited another 4 days.

[Saul Goodman]

Glad they did this now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

Cogs looks like he would have really preferred they waited another 4 days.

Not that I needed more reasons to hate him, but it works.

[Quality Start Machine]

Glad they did this now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

Cogs looks like he would have really preferred they waited another 4 days.

Not that I needed more reasons to hate him, but it works.

Maybe after this season he'll be happier meeting Shinzo Abe.