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Tonker

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The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM »
Will this do?
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2016, 08:37:09 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.

The Force Arrives didn't even make any fucking sense, man. None at all. At least the splooge makes sense.
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Tonker

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2016, 08:38:19 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.

To be fair, Chuck, you forced our hand a bit there.  Creativity isn't nurtured by having to rush to prevent an atrocity.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM »

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2016, 08:38:54 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.

The Force Arrives didn't even make any fucking sense, man. None at all. At least the splooge makes sense.

You wanted "Awakens"? They woke up last year.
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2016, 08:43:32 AM »
2016 Cubs: Going in dry on the National League
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2016, 09:04:49 AM »
Dong Fest 2016?
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2016, 09:28:50 AM »
The 2016 Cubs: I Am Pretty Optimistic
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2016, 09:31:06 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 04, 2016, 09:28:50 AM
The 2016 Cubs: I Am Pretty, Optimistic

FTFY
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2016, 09:46:11 AM »
Good lord, Chuck's title was worse than Bonk-level terrible.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2016, 10:34:33 AM »
The 2016 Cubs: You Live at Home With Your Mom.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2016, 11:29:17 AM »
I've been waiting all offseason for the force to arrive!
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