The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE

[Bort]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

[CT III]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

I wish I had Stew's glorious head of hair.

[Oleg]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

And we have a black president and, pretty soon, about half the US population will live under the influence of legalized pot.

[InternetApex]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

And we have a black president and, pretty soon, about half the US population will live under the influence of legalized pot yoke of a female anti-christ.

Hillary'd.

[Powdered Toast Man]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

If I judged you all by your special ed political leanings, I'd have no internet friends now would I?

[SKO]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

If I judged you all by your special ed political leanings, I'd have no internet friends now would I?

Maybe don't throw stones when a large chunk of people who share your apparently "non" special ed political leanings are nominating a fascist oompa loompa.

Also maybe don't use special ed as an insult.

[PenFoe]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

If I judged you all by your special ed political leanings, I'd have no internet friends now would I?

Maybe don't throw stones when a large chunk of people who share your apparently "non" special ed political leanings are nominating a fascist oompa loompa.

Also maybe don't use special ed as an insult.

Hey, he didn't refer to anyone as a terrorist, so maybe this is progress.

[Bort]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

I wish I had Stew's glorious head of hair.

Yeah, come to think of it, I probably shouldn't throw stones.

[Chuck to Chuck]

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!

Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

I wish I had Stew's glorious head of hair.

Yeah, come to think of it, I probably shouldn't throw stones.

You say "stones" and Stew thinks "kidney."

[Saul Goodman]

On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

[Saul Goodman]

Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

[Quality Start Machine]

Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

You should have found TIME TO POST that you were going to the game sooner - Oleg was there.

[Tonker]

Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

[SKO]

Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

[Slaky]

Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Exactly. He gets hit more than anyone. Just like anyone who stands on top of the plate. Rizzo beat cancer. You think he's a afraid of a baseball? Or an entire dugout of men? Nope.