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Canadouche

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #255 on: May 05, 2016, 06:17:55 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2016, 04:53:04 PM
This fucking team.

This team fucks.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #256 on: May 05, 2016, 09:57:34 PM »
Jayson Werth is this year's frontrunner for the Gregory Polanco Outstanding Achievement in Outfielding Award.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #257 on: May 06, 2016, 08:18:05 AM »
#5 starter, bunch of reserve players against the Nats?

I really hope the entire season is just the Cubs eviscerating all of Major League Baseball, up to and including the World Series.

The dues we've paid certainly make it affordable.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #258 on: May 06, 2016, 11:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 05:43:02 PM
Memo to Dusty: Please continue batting the pitcher's spot, Michael Taylor (2016 OBP: .221 / Career: .272) and Anthony Rendon (2016 OBP: .297 / Career: .340) in front of Bryce Harper instead of Daniel Murphy (.449 / .334), Wilson Ramos (.373 / .303), or Ryan Zimmerman (.330 / .348) for at least the rest of this series. Thanks.

Today he sticks with Rendon 2nd (thank you) but subs out Taylor (damn it) for Ben Revere (fresh off the DL) and his career .328 OBP.  There are still far better choices farther down the lineup, so thanks, Dusty.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #259 on: May 07, 2016, 09:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 09:57:34 PM
Jayson Werth is this year's frontrunner for the Gregory Polanco Outstanding Achievement in Outfielding Award.

Bryce Harper did a good job entering the running today.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #260 on: May 08, 2016, 10:36:29 AM »

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #261 on: May 08, 2016, 04:35:11 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on May 08, 2016, 10:36:29 AM
Heh.

I recall seeing the Vegas odds on a Cubs WS victory sitting at 4/1 at one point this spring and thinking that expectations were getting a bit out of hand.

Welp...

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #262 on: May 09, 2016, 11:54:50 AM »
My guess is that this has already been done somewhere and I wasted a whole bunch of time, but wanted to see how the 2016 Cubs ranked through 30 games against the best teams ever.

Answer: Pretty well.  



One note - the much celebrated '94 Expos had a negative run differential through 30, so I didn't include them.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #263 on: May 09, 2016, 12:02:04 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 11:54:50 AM
My guess is that this has already been done somewhere and I wasted a whole bunch of time, but wanted to see how the 2016 Cubs ranked through 30 games against the best teams ever.

Answer: Pretty well. 




What's the latest point in the season any team has lost its 10th game? The Cubs are currently on track to make it to 50.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #264 on: May 09, 2016, 12:05:34 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 11:54:50 AM
My guess is that this has already been done somewhere and I wasted a whole bunch of time, but wanted to see how the 2016 Cubs ranked through 30 games against the best teams ever.

Answer: Pretty well. 




What's the latest point in the season any team has lost its 10th game? The Cubs are currently on track to make it to 50.

Just of the list above: 
1984 Tigers - 48th game (1939 Yankees made it to 47, 1907 Cubs were 45)
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #265 on: May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM »
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #266 on: May 09, 2016, 12:15:49 PM »
Tanner Roe-Wark (Copyright, Ron Coomer) is feeling the butthurt about the Cubs walking Harper: "I think it's scared baseball."
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #267 on: May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #268 on: May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #269 on: May 09, 2016, 01:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.

He was supposed to fuck up in 1984, but the Cubs traded him away, so Leon Durham fucked up instead. So that grounder followed Buckner for 2 more years.
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