The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE

[SKO]

As Lou Brown once said, I think you can go get him now.

I find it really weird that Joe is slow with the hook on Pedro when last year he was so quick to yank Rondon at the first sign of trouble early in the year. Pedro usually broadcasts very loudly with the first hitter he faces whether he can control his slider or not. If he can't, it almost never works out.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

[InternetApex]

The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

[SKO]

The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

That's some epic level meatball.

[Saul Goodman]

The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

Eh. Needs more encouragement to commit suicide and rampant homophobia to truly be BFIB material.

[Quality Start Machine]

The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

Eh. Needs more encouragement to commit suicide and rampant homophobia to truly be BFIB material.

sprinkling in some racism makes it gold level BFIB.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

[SKO]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

Yes, a bad hitter with speed getting on base about the only way he possibly can sure is some bullshit. Unsporting. Harumph.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

So you're saying I should've thrown in honkey for my auto-induction into the #BFIB? Damnit all to hell. Why don't I think of these things?

[Saul Goodman]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

Yes, a bad hitter with speed getting on base about the only way he possibly can sure is some bullshit. Unsporting. Harumph.

Certainly no Cub would ever bunt for a hit.

[ChuckD]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

Not sure why I'm bothering with this but here goes....

If you take a step back and look at it objectively, you'd realize it was a great play to bunt for a hit there.  If it was a Cub you'd probably run out of superlatives in praising the fellow.  When you're down runs you need baserunners, not some asshat squeezing the wood out of the bat by swinging for the fences because MANLY NOT PUSSY.  It was a smart play that eventually paid dividends.  No different than a dude drawing a walk to start a rally.  Get on base, that's all that counts and he did it.  

*ducks*

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

[Slaky]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

[ChuckD]

Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

Ah, so you're saying the bullpen is bush league. Not the bunt. Ok. Carry on then.