The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE

[Canadouche]

Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  

True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.

I guess "Joe Maddon demands a tryout for a 40 year old reliever he liked five years ago in Tampa" is gonna be an annual thing

His delivery is giving me motion sickness.

[Quality Start Machine]

Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  

True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.

I guess "Joe Maddon demands a tryout for a 40 year old reliever he liked five years ago in Tampa" is gonna be an annual thing

His delivery is giving me motion sickness.

He fucking sucks. Next.

[Saul Goodman]

Must be that time of year when Jason Hammel turns into a pumpkin shit.

[Saul Goodman]

Must be that time of year when Jason Hammel turns into a pumpkin shit.

[Saul Goodman]

Must be that time of year when Jason Hammel turns into a pumpkin shit.

[Saul Goodman]

As much as I hate the Mets, I will gladly trade a season sweep at their hands for victory in the NLCS this year. The opposite of last year. RIGHT THAT WRONG

[Saul Goodman]

As much as I hate the Mets, I will gladly trade a season sweep at their hands for victory in the NLCS this year. The opposite of last year. RIGHT THAT WRONG

I think I hate Jason Hammel more than the Mets now

[Shooter]

The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

[Bort]

The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

"Hey, Damascus is that way, you idiot!"

[Saul Goodman]

The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

"Hey, Damascus is that way, you idiot!"

I laughed, hard.

[CBStew]

The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

"Hey, Damascus is that way, you idiot!"

I laughed, hard.

I had to read it twice.

[Saul Goodman]

Losing to the Reds now? THE SEASON IS OVER EVERYBODY PANIC

[Saul Goodman]

Ah, the old "I've already thrown nine pitches to this dude and I'm tired of him so I'm going to groove one right down the middle" home run.

[Grandmaster Wang]

Welp. Adam Warren is three outs away from a Quality Start.

[SKO]

Welp. Adam Warren is three outs away from a Quality Start.

Done after 5, low pitch limit due to the spot start, but he looked pretty good once he got the changeup working. Hopefully he looks as good in his next start and they have a legit option in the organization if Second Half Hammel happens again.