The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE

[CBStew]

This is from a July 5, 2014, article by John Heyman:
"The A's, a great team for years that's struggled to get over the hump and win in October, instantly turned themselves into World Series favorites, at least as far as the American League is concerned. The Cubs, a team playing for next year, or maybe the year after, made their prospect stash that much better by importing the astute Athletics' last two No. 1 picks, including elite shortstop Addison Russell."

[Saul Goodman]

Losing to the Reds now? THE SEASON IS OVER EVERYBODY PANIC

[SKO]

Fuck these goddamn gutless mother fuckers.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

This team's completely sucked the joy outta this season. This isn't just a slump, they basically suck now. Starting pitching's blah, bullpen blows complete ass and the offense has almost shutdown with basically no clutch hitting. A decent chunk of this team needs to sack it up and start playing again, and Dexter better be back in fine form after the break.

[Yeti]

Fuck these goddamn gutless mother fuckers.

I believe its Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes

[SKO]

Fuck these goddamn gutless mother fuckers.

I believe its Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes

That too

[Brownie]

5-14 tailspin. Well done.

[Shooter]

The offense is really frustrating.

The entire pitching staff seems to be regressing to the mean simultaneously. The good thing is that it's happening while they can still acquire guys to try and fix, rather than in September.

[Wheezer]

This team's completely sucked the joy outta this season. This isn't just a slump, they basically suck now. Starting pitching's blah, bullpen blows complete ass and the offense has almost shutdown with basically no clutch hitting. A decent chunk of this team needs to sack it up and start playing again, and Dexter better be back in fine form after the break.

MEP! MEP!

[Canadouche]

I've deleted the MLB app from my phone. I think I need a break from baseball for a while.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

[Bort]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

They're going to win the next 2 heading into the break, putting Pittsburgh in their place, and thus will be 20 games over .500 and, when they come back home from the break, they'll have Dexter back.  There'll be a trade or 2 to bolster the club and their lead will never dip below 5 games.  All will be well.  Just stick it out, motherfuckers.

[CT III]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

[Quality Start Machine]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.