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SKO

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #600 on: July 09, 2016, 01:45:55 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #601 on: July 09, 2016, 05:06:57 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 09, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

You are going into hiding and want us to invite you back?  Don't expect a call.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #602 on: July 09, 2016, 06:00:36 PM »
For what it's worth, I'm confident things will be fine. I just can't stomach the failure right now.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #603 on: July 09, 2016, 07:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 09, 2016, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 09, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

You are going into hiding and want us to invite you back?  Don't expect a call.

Have fun down there with Fro, SKO.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #604 on: July 09, 2016, 08:31:05 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 10:30:52 AM
They're going to win the next 2 heading into the break, putting Pittsburgh in their place, and thus will be 20 games over .500 and, when they come back home from the break, they'll have Dexter back.  There'll be a trade or 2 to bolster the club and their lead will never dip below 5 games.  All will be well.  Just stick it out, motherfuckers.

For what it's worth I fully expected Jon Lester to be nails tonight.

Seriously, fuck that motherfucking overpaid motherfucker.  Jesus motherfucking Christ, you fucking motherfucking dickhole.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #605 on: July 09, 2016, 08:43:11 PM »
I'm giving them 2 1/2 weeks after the All-Star Break, but this team looks finished.


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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #606 on: July 09, 2016, 08:51:50 PM »
This is a 5-15 stretch, four of the wins coming against the vaunted Cincinnati Reds. They'll lose tomorrow, so a glowing 5-16 heading into break. I really am not sanguine looking post break.

3 with Texas. Let's say 1-2. 3 vs. Mets 0-3. 3 at Milwaukee, 1-2. 4 home and home with the Sox that's a guaranteed 0-4 or at best 1-3. Maybe they go 4-2 in the Seattle/Miami homestand. This would make it a 12-28 stretch, putting the the Cubs at 59-47, and certainly putting St. Louis and Pittsburgh in striking distance.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #607 on: July 10, 2016, 12:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2016, 08:51:50 PM
This is a 5-15 stretch, four of the wins coming against the vaunted Cincinnati Reds. They'll lose tomorrow, so a glowing 5-16 heading into break. I really am not sanguine looking post break.

3 with Texas. Let's say 1-2. 3 vs. Mets 0-3. 3 at Milwaukee, 1-2. 4 home and home with the Sox that's a guaranteed 0-4 or at best 1-3. Maybe they go 4-2 in the Seattle/Miami homestand. This would make it a 12-28 stretch, putting the the Cubs at 59-47, and certainly putting St. Louis and Pittsburgh in striking distance.

Let's just all not watch baseball anymore

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #610 on: July 10, 2016, 01:23:24 PM »
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #611 on: July 10, 2016, 01:35:52 PM »
What the fuck's going on with our starters and the 2nd inning blowouts recently?

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #612 on: July 10, 2016, 04:02:35 PM »
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 10, 2016, 01:35:52 PM
What the fuck's going on with our starters and the 2nd inning blowouts recently?

Pretty safe to say that a Cubs starter will not be NL Pitcher of the Month in July.  Which is too bad for them, because it comes with a nice parking spot.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #613 on: July 10, 2016, 05:37:59 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #614 on: July 10, 2016, 06:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2016, 05:37:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

I have enjoyed (not incorrectly) being told I'm overreacting by a man who has held a single double play against Mark DeRosa for nigh a decade.

Circle of life I guess. You die a Huey or live long enough to see yourself become a Fork.
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