John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno

[ChuckD]

First pitch as a Cub. Dinger to Jean Segura. Good start!

[Yeti]

Thanks for injuring Schwarber, John

[SKO]

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[InternetApex]

Send him back to St. Louis on the hood of a tow truck.

[Powdered Toast Man]

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

What's with the glaring, can't-make-my-eyes-not-see-it open mouthbreathing underbite of piano keys on this guy? AND STOP LEAVING PITCHES UP IN THE ZONE, YOU FOREVERCARDINAL!

[Quality Start Machine]

Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

[InternetApex]

Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey. If it's anything New York Giants related, you're on your own.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey.

Were you being coy with the word cancer or just lucky?

[InternetApex]

Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey.

Were you being coy with the word cancer or just lucky?

Emphasis mine and very intentional.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey. If it's anything New York Giants related, you're on your own.

This is as good a place to start as any.

[R-V]

He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

[SKO]

He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

[Saul Goodman]

He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

"This is bullshit." -- Jason Hammel

[Powdered Toast Man]

He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I think you're wrong, SKO. He gets credit for going 6 innings. He's squarely in the hatewagon crosshairs, though. He's got that stupid underbite thing and he left a lot of pitches up in the zone and then looks bewildered once they get destroyed.

It's one start. I'll give it time.

[Oleg]

He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm OK with this.  And not just the tossing horseshit part.