John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno

[InternetApex]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

Kap told me it was Wood.  Kap isn't always right.

So everybody was getting this info from Chuck who got it from Kap.

*Kermit Meme*

[Chuck to Chuck]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

[InternetApex]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was. And if Kap is adamant that he was there and by God it was Wood, then it's his word against Woj's and I really don't care to argue on behalf of either. Except that Woj is about 1/1000th's the penis the Kap is. 

[SKO]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Walker would make sense.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Couldn't or wouldn't?  If it's the former, he's a worse goddamn reporter than I thought, unless his view was being blocked by a footstool. 

[Chuck to Chuck]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Walker would make sense.

Barrett didn't like Sammy's music, tho. He kept changing the channel to WBBM Newsradio 78.

[InternetApex]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Walker would make sense.

As much as I hate me some Todd Walker, I don't see him as this fiery asshole that would fly off the handle and do some shit like that. All signs still point to Barrett for me.

[InternetApex]

Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Couldn't or wouldn't?  If it's the former, he's a worse goddamn reporter than I thought, unless his view was being blocked by a footstool. 

He told me he wasn't there.

[InternetApex]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

[SKO]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

It was a dumb thing to do, but so was Sammy walking away from the team that day. They were all assholes. Let's just move on.

[InternetApex]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

It was a dumb thing to do, but so was Sammy walking away from the team that day. They were all assholes. Let's just move on.

As long as people stop pulling Kerry Wood into this I'm good.

[flannj]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

You do if it becomes everyone's tunes by fiat.

[InternetApex]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

You do if it becomes everyone's tunes by fiat.

I'm not going to lie, I've tossed a CD or two out of a car window on road trips before. But a boombox is sacred thing.

[Quality Start Machine]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

It was a dumb thing to do, but so was Sammy walking away from the team that day. They were all assholes. Let's just move on.

As long as people stop pulling Kerry Wood into this I'm good.

Pretty sure Wood wouldn't do passive-aggressive shit like fucking up guy's radio. Think he'd take it to the stage.

[Eli]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.