John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno

[InternetApex]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

[Eli]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Cue the obligatory "Fork knows a lot about MLB clubhouse codes" meme.

[SKO]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Yeah except by that point Sosa was clearly no longer the superstar, and he ran away from the team rather than have our feces flung at him like everyone else. The boombox smashing was justified. I have rendered my verdict.

[flannj]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

[Chuck to Chuck]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Yeah except by that point Sosa was clearly no longer the superstar, and he ran away from the team rather than have our feces flung at him like everyone else. The boombox smashing was justified. I have rendered my verdict.

Did Sosa ever come back to that clubhouse ever again?

[SKO]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

[InternetApex]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Yeah except by that point Sosa was clearly no longer the superstar, and he ran away from the team rather than have our feces flung at him like everyone else. The boombox smashing was justified. I have rendered my verdict.

Did Sosa ever come back to that clubhouse ever again?

Ask Fork. He hangs out in there apparently.

[flannj]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

Granite City here we come!

[InternetApex]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

I still think I can get that Rah Rah/BC Road Trip to the Rooftop documentary Kickstarted if I ever decide to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life.

[Quality Start Machine]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

I still think I can get that Rah Rah/BC Road Trip to the Rooftop documentary Kickstarted if I ever decide to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life.

That would be better than the time Insane Clown Posse watched/commented on the "Call Me Maybe" video.

[SKO]

For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

I still think I can get that Rah Rah/BC Road Trip to the Rooftop documentary Kickstarted if I ever decide to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life.

That would be better than the time Insane Clown Posse watched/commented on the "Call Me Maybe" video.

Literally anything sounds better than that.

[Grandmaster Wang]

I never believed it was Kerry. Kerry would have taken a piss on it. Which is a hell of a lot more elegant than some basic trailer park hulk smash bullshit.

[ChuckD]

I never believed it was Kerry. Kerry would have taken a piss on it. Which is a hell of a lot more elegant than some basic trailer park hulk smash bullshit.

To be clear, Barrett would've pissed on it, too. But Kerry would've unplugged it first.

[Bort]

God damn you, Chuck. If your beliefs made a damn lick of sense, I wouldn't have read this thread today.