John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno

[SKO]

I still remember seeing the Pirates call of the game on sportscenter on an endless loop.

MACK WACK TALLY WACK, GIVE THAT DAD A GRAND SLAM was the call, or something similar. Even more reason to burn Pittsburgh to the ground.

[Quality Start Machine]

I still remember seeing the Pirates call of the game on sportscenter on an endless loop.

MACK WACK TALLY WACK, GIVE THAT DAD A GRAND SLAM was the call, or something similar. Even more reason to burn Pittsburgh to the ground.

Also more reason to love Pat Hughes and Len Kasper.

[Brownie]

It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago.

I remember when the Cubs had a great record with Koyie Dolan Hill and he sucked.

If it means winning more games, give me 25 Koyie Hills.

The point is it doesn't?

True, but a roster of 25 Barretts would figure out how to lose 163 games in a 162-game season.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Bumpage for the continued awesome run from our starters. Love/hate this guy, but he's pitching about as well as he did last yr when he was the ace for the mouthbreathers.

[Tonker]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

There is nothing that has a greater rate of success than a giphy search for "fuck you Huey".

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

There is nothing that has a greater rate of success than a giphy search for "fuck you Huey".

This is, for whatever it's worth, true.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

This starting staff is just sooo fucking ridiculous. It's like a daily competition between the 5. I haven't checked the stats, but other than Lester's horrible 2.2 start a few weeks ago haven't they all gone at least 5? And SKO, I KNOW your ass will look this up, but how many starts have they gone at least 6? I'd check, but gotta bail.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

[Tonker]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

[Eli]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

He's setting you up, Tonk. Stay woke.

[R-V]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

Pretty sure I defended Lackey in this thread too. So fuck YOU Tonk for not excluding me from the fuck you's. Also, fuck everybody else who doubted Lackey's status as a top of the rotation starter in his prime.

[Bort]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

Pretty sure I defended Lackey in this thread too. So fuck YOU Tonk for not excluding me from the fuck you's. Also, fuck everybody else who doubted Lackey's status as a top of the rotation starter in his prime.

He's just planning to Snork you all later.

[Oleg]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

Pretty sure I defended Lackey in this thread too. So fuck YOU Tonk for not excluding me from the fuck you's. Also, fuck everybody else who doubted Lackey's status as a top of the rotation starter in his prime.

If it means getting fucked just to avoid being in a club with Huey and Tonker, well, I'll be fucked.

[SKO]

Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?