John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno

[Saul Goodman]

Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

I enjoyed his lazy ass watching that ball bounce off the backstop as Hamilton raced home, and I'm sure he'll remember that the next time he's yelling at some dude admiring a 500 foot homer they hit off of one of his belt high fastballs to run the bases.

He's got a loooooong memory. *spits tobacco* *grunts* *mouth remains open throughout*

[Shooter]

Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

I enjoyed his lazy ass watching that ball bounce off the backstop as Hamilton raced home, and I'm sure he'll remember that the next time he's yelling at some dude admiring a 500 foot homer they hit off of one of his belt high fastballs to run the bases.

Seemed more like sulking than lazy, if that matters.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Ok, I'm officially on the hate train with the mouthbreathing, inbred hickerbillie. Can we just trade for another starter and kick his ass to the curb please?

[CBStew]

Ok, I'm officially on the hate train with the mouthbreathing, inbred hickerbillie. Can we just trade for another starter and kick his ass to the curb please?

Where is the "like" button?

[Tonker]

Ok, I'm officially on the hate train with the mouthbreathing, inbred hickerbillie. Can we just trade for another starter and kick his ass to the curb please?

Really?  A quality start tipped you over the edge?

[SKO]

I hate Lackey a lot but he wasn't really the issue last night.

[Quality Start Machine]

Good game tonight. Good to know the Cubs only need 6 innings out of him each game from here on out.

[Saul Goodman]

Nice pitch, you red-assed redneck.

[SKO]

Nice pitch, you red-assed redneck.

.561 career OPS for Mathis, though that'll now go up a tick thanks to mouthbreath.

And yes, bullshit tolerators, 7 IP, 3 ER is still a respectable outing for a back of the rotation blah blah, give up a 2 run dinger to Stanton instead. Give up Dingers The Right Way^TM

[Quality Start Machine]

After the game, Lackey was asked about expectations.

He answered, "We want to win the World Series. I didn't come here for a haircut...I came here for jewelry."

Don't make me love you, you Napoleon Dynamite-looking motherfucker.

[Saul Goodman]

After the game, Lackey was asked about expectations.

He answered, "We want to win the World Series. I didn't come here for a haircut...I came here for jewelry."

Don't make me love you, you Napoleon Dynamite-looking motherfucker.

That makes you love him?

[Quality Start Machine]

After the game, Lackey was asked about expectations.

He answered, "We want to win the World Series. I didn't come here for a haircut...I came here for jewelry."

Don't make me love you, you Napoleon Dynamite-looking motherfucker.

That makes you love him?

Guys not wanting to mention the ultimate goal (for instance, it's pretty taboo for hockey players to even mention the Stanley Cup) gets tiresome. I want guys being upfront about it. You can only hit what you aim for.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

I've gotta say I do love his attitude towards the game, but I think watching tonight's interview was the 1st time I've heard him talk. WOW, talk about an inbread, halfwit moron. He looks like he has no clue wtf is going on around him. Someone needs to photoshop a a pillow behind his head for the picture on Bleacher Report of his interview. Looks like he's sleeping in the interview, full-on mouthbreathing glory.

[Saul Goodman]

I've gotta say I do love his attitude towards the game, but I think watching tonight's interview was the 1st time I've heard him talk. WOW, talk about an inbread, halfwit moron. He looks like he has no clue wtf is going on around him. Someone needs to photoshop a a pillow behind his head for the picture on Bleacher Report of his interview. Looks like he's sleeping in the interview, full-on mouthbreathing glory.

I am dead.

[Bort]

I've gotta say I do love his attitude towards the game, but I think watching tonight's interview was the 1st time I've heard him talk. WOW, talk about an inbread, halfwit moron. He looks like he has no clue wtf is going on around him. Someone needs to photoshop a a pillow behind his head for the picture on Bleacher Report of his interview. Looks like he's sleeping in the interview, full-on mouthbreathing glory.

I am indead.