John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno

[Oleg]

John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.

He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

[SKO]

John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.

He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

[Oleg]

John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.

He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

I can definitely approve of this message. #TeamHateableFace

[Saul Goodman]

John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.

He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

Oh don't worry, you won't.

[Quality Start Machine]

...and all that was found in the ashes of the barn was a set of hauntingly white teeth.

[Saul Goodman]

...and all that was found in the ashes of the barn was a set of hauntingly white teeth.

And Fork, who showed up late

[Saul Goodman]

Fuck this gutless fucking asshole.

[Saul Goodman]

Fuck this gutless fucking asshole.

[Saul Goodman]

Fuck this gutless fucking asshole.

Cubs get a lead, and this turd immediately gives it back.

[R-V]

I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

[Quality Start Machine]

I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

[Quality Start Machine]

I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

[CBStew]

I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Russell may have made that decision easier.

[R-V]

I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Pretty confident when I say that literally no one on this message board has made that argument.