The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread

[SKO]

I don't know if we have something like this, we probably should, if we already do I apologize.

But fuck this fucking guy: Billy Hamilton. Mother fucker has a career line of .241/.288/.331/.619 and hits .322/.381/.504/.885 against the Cubs, which is especially aggravating given his speed and the fact that the Cubs don't really control the running game for shit.

I mean, they still usually kick the shit out of the Reds, but fuck this fucking guy.

[Yeti]

Give him a spot on the T79 Cub Killers of Kerm's time

[morpheus]

Give him a spot on the T79 Cub Killers of Kerm's time

Who's "Kerm?"

[Saul Goodman]

I didn't know Jerome had a brother. Who is this dude?

[InternetApex]

I didn't know Jerome had a brother. Who is this dude?

Greg Maddux apparently.

[Saul Goodman]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

[SKO]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Brewers' outfielders. They're all a bunch of asscastles.

[Brownie]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.

[CBStew]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.

Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.

[Shooter]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.

Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.

California.

Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.

[Quality Start Machine]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.

Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.

California.

Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.

Let me introduce you to a fella named Corey Perry...

[Saul Goodman]

Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.

Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.

California.

Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.

Let me introduce you to a fella named Corey Perry...

Justin Bieber's on line 1.

[Saul Goodman]

Ruggiano's Revenge

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck John Lackey.