This. Fucking. Bullpen.

[Quality Start Machine]

Strop needs to work on his bat flip.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

[SKO]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

If the Cardinals got him he would have been good. That's the law.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

[SKO]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

[Quality Start Machine]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

It's my fault, guys. I yelled "TIE GAME!" as soon as the ball left Bryant's bat.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

[SKO]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

Yeah that lowered his career ERA vs the Cubs to 5.46 and they now only have a collective batting line against him of .296/.382/.544. They absolutely do not wreck his shit.

INTREPID READER SAUL GOODMAN:

I don't always use small sample sizes to make my point, but when I do I make sure to use ONE FUCKING INNING to do so.

Shit his xFIP for that outing was 5.83. He was lucky not to blow it. He put 3 guys on base in an inning and a third.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

Yeah that lowered his career ERA vs the Cubs to 5.46 and they now only have a collective batting line against him of .296/.382/.544. They absolutely do not wreck his shit.

INTREPID READER SAUL GOODMAN:

I don't always use small sample sizes to make my point, but when I do I make sure to use ONE FUCKING INNING to do so.

Shit his xFIP for that outing was 5.83. He was lucky not to blow it. He put 3 guys on base in an inning and a third.

You're the one who said he wanted more FYSKO's, buddy, so something something no good deed goes something.

[Quality Start Machine]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

Yeah that lowered his career ERA vs the Cubs to 5.46 and they now only have a collective batting line against him of .296/.382/.544. They absolutely do not wreck his shit.

INTREPID READER SAUL GOODMAN:

I don't always use small sample sizes to make my point, but when I do I make sure to use ONE FUCKING INNING to do so.

Shit his xFIP for that outing was 5.83. He was lucky not to blow it. He put 3 guys on base in an inning and a third.

You're the one who said he wanted more FYSKO's, buddy, so something something no good deed goes something.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

[SKO]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

Yeah that lowered his career ERA vs the Cubs to 5.46 and they now only have a collective batting line against him of .296/.382/.544. They absolutely do not wreck his shit.

INTREPID READER SAUL GOODMAN:

I don't always use small sample sizes to make my point, but when I do I make sure to use ONE FUCKING INNING to do so.

Shit his xFIP for that outing was 5.83. He was lucky not to blow it. He put 3 guys on base in an inning and a third.

You're the one who said he wanted more FYSKO's, buddy, so something something no good deed goes something.

That was specifically for Heyward. I took the lead in Heyward hating and he's finally hitting again. For that do I get fucked? Nope. It's high school all over again.

[Quality Start Machine]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

Yeah that lowered his career ERA vs the Cubs to 5.46 and they now only have a collective batting line against him of .296/.382/.544. They absolutely do not wreck his shit.

INTREPID READER SAUL GOODMAN:

I don't always use small sample sizes to make my point, but when I do I make sure to use ONE FUCKING INNING to do so.

Shit his xFIP for that outing was 5.83. He was lucky not to blow it. He put 3 guys on base in an inning and a third.

You're the one who said he wanted more FYSKO's, buddy, so something something no good deed goes something.

That was specifically for Heyward. I took the lead in Heyward hating and he's finally hitting again. For that do I get fucked? Nope. It's high school all over again.

Nobody was fucking you in high school.

[SKO]

Here's hoping the Cubs put in, and will win, a claim on Juan Nicasio, who the Pirates put on release waivers for some reason.

Damn it. The stupid non-contending Phillies won Nicasio. At least the Cubs won't have to face him in the playoffs.

I would kill for the Cubs to face Juan Nicasio in the playoffs. They absolutely wreck his shit. Last year he had a 7.56 ERA and 1.207 OPS against them, this year it's 9.00 ERA and .889.

FYSKO

meh...Nicasio teetered and, in any event, was so inefficient that he'll be rendered useless tomorrow.

Yeah Bryant nearly tied the game on the first pitch he threw, he put two on in the 9th. Meh. If that's the best he can do against them my point stands.

"After not wrecking his shit, my point about wrecking his shit still stands"

Yeah that lowered his career ERA vs the Cubs to 5.46 and they now only have a collective batting line against him of .296/.382/.544. They absolutely do not wreck his shit.

INTREPID READER SAUL GOODMAN:

I don't always use small sample sizes to make my point, but when I do I make sure to use ONE FUCKING INNING to do so.

Shit his xFIP for that outing was 5.83. He was lucky not to blow it. He put 3 guys on base in an inning and a third.

You're the one who said he wanted more FYSKO's, buddy, so something something no good deed goes something.

That was specifically for Heyward. I took the lead in Heyward hating and he's finally hitting again. For that do I get fucked? Nope. It's high school all over again.

Nobody was fucking you in high school.

Jesus Christ, that was the fucking joke. READ IT AGAIN, GRANDPA