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Saul Goodman

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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2016, 02:02:04 PM »
I loved Grandpa Rossy wrecking the Cardinals' shit in both halves of the fifth inning.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2016, 08:26:47 PM »
Belated BUMP for that kickass game one performance behind the dish, and a tongue-in-cheek FYSKO for that postseason homer.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2016, 11:21:30 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2016, 08:26:47 PM
Belated BUMP for that kickass game one performance behind the dish, and a tongue-in-cheek FYSKO for that postseason homer.

Not sure why it needs to be tongue-in-cheek. I was a full-throated idiotic David Ross hater and he's owned my stupid fucking face this year and I deserve the rain of FYSKOS. I hope the whole fucking thing ends on a World Series clinching pick off throw from Grandpa.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Saul Goodman

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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2016, 12:43:06 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 12, 2016, 11:21:30 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2016, 08:26:47 PM
Belated BUMP for that kickass game one performance behind the dish, and a tongue-in-cheek FYSKO for that postseason homer.

Not sure why it needs to be tongue-in-cheek. I was a full-throated idiotic David Ross hater and he's owned my stupid fucking face this year and I deserve the rain of FYSKOS. I hope the whole fucking thing ends on a World Series clinching pick off throw from Grandpa.

Well, you did start this thread, so I was trying to give credit.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2016, 09:12:54 PM »
Maybe all those stories about Ross having value were right.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2016, 01:32:20 AM »
Talk about going out in style.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2016, 01:42:28 AM »

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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2016, 12:15:17 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on November 03, 2016, 01:42:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 03, 2016, 01:32:20 AM
Talk about going out in style.

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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2016, 12:22:35 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on November 03, 2016, 01:42:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 03, 2016, 01:32:20 AM
Talk about going out in style.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2016, 11:54:10 PM »
Colorado is reportedly interested in Dave Martinez for the manager's chair. Maybe Grandpa Rossy gets to hold on to his jersey.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2016, 12:35:31 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 05, 2016, 11:54:10 PM
Colorado is reportedly interested in Dave Martinez for the manager's chair. Maybe Grandpa Rossy gets to hold on to his jersey.

I would be all for that, mostly to see Ross come out to the mound instead of the pitching coach whenever Lester runs into trouble.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2016, 11:57:43 AM »
Quote from: BC on November 06, 2016, 12:35:31 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 05, 2016, 11:54:10 PM
Colorado is reportedly interested in Dave Martinez for the manager's chair. Maybe Grandpa Rossy gets to hold on to his jersey.

I would be all for that, mostly to see Ross come out to the mound instead of the pitching coach whenever Lester runs into trouble.

I think a lot of us would love to see him coach somewhere for the Cubs, but he said he wants to take at least a year off to spend with his family. It'd be cool if they could get him to be at least a ST instructor.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2016, 12:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 05, 2016, 11:54:10 PM
Colorado is reportedly interested in Dave Martinez for the manager's chair. Maybe Grandpa Rossy gets to hold on to his jersey.

Bud Black got the gig.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2016, 12:36:31 PM »
I hope next summer Ross gets season tickets behind the home dugout at Wrigley for he and his kids and spends the entire summer giving his ex-mates the business.

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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2016, 12:39:03 PM »
Quote from: CT III on November 07, 2016, 12:36:31 PM
I hope next summer Ross gets season tickets behind the home dugout at Wrigley for he and his kids and spends the entire summer giving his ex-mates the business.

He can get those two signs from the guy in Cleveland.
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