Ben Zobrist ain't half bad splooge thread

[ChuckD]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

[SKO]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

[SKO]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

[CBStew]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Did you ever get the feeling that not only are you not on the same page as everyone else, you are singing hymns from the wrong book?

[Yeti]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

[Saul Goodman]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

[Eli]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

I like him.

[Quality Start Machine]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

I positive him for his whole "not being Al Yellon" thing.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

I like him.

I'm assuming this stems from the years of frustration you've endured with people not knowing how to correctly pronounce your last name.

[Eli]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

I like him.

I'm assuming this stems from the years of frustration you've endured with people not knowing how to correctly pronounce your last name.

Usually my response is, "It's fine. I wouldn't know how to say it either."

[Yeti]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

I have an irrational hatred that is petty and dumb, but he's pretty insufferable, so I feel vindicated by it. I enjoy the hatred

[SKO]

He was also very fond of Jorge and when that trade was made he basically ranted about how Davis was clearly hurt and Jorge was too valuable etc.

Yes, Jorge is such a durable baseball player. Hard to imagine him losing any time to injuries. How's he doing this year anyway?

Yeah, I think Stan is a young dude who gets attached to players he's followed for years, and then rather than just admit "I liked that guy and I am sad he's gone" he just goes over the top in his criticism of the player they acquired instead, thus Zobrist, who hadn't really shown any signs of decline at all in 2015 was basically old and decrepit, and Wade Davis was somehow the injury prone person in a trade for Jorge Soler humorless cunt who becomes legitimately unhinged over the most negligible shit, like when people have the temerity to not only pronounce Latin incorrectly wrong but to create nicknames based on said mispronunciation.

I fixed that for you.

I mean I try not to judge the dude for being upset about things like that, if he's a latin guy whose been annoyed his whole life about people just mispronouncing his name and not even caring I can understand if he has a weird prickly response to that kind of stuff.

That said he's also condescending and humorless about literally everything else so, yeah.

Fuck that dumbass cunt bitch

How do you guys really feel about Stan Crewsett though

I have an irrational hatred that is petty and dumb, but he's pretty insufferable, so I feel vindicated by it. I enjoy the hatred

He's a good writer and he often has good insights into minor league players and other stuff, he's just so condescending to anyone he disagrees with that I eventually stopped following him. On the other hand I assume literally anyone I have ever disagreed with says the same about me.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's a proven fact that guys are more likeable when you agree with what they say.

[Saul Goodman]

It's a proven fact that guys are more likeable when you agree with what they say.

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