The Deadest of All Time

[Oleg]

Ali.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Floats like a butterfly, kills like a bee.

[Wheezer]

Ali used to be a patron of the late, lamented University Gardens restaurant on 53rd. I distinctly remember spending hours there with a fellow I knew after he got some sort of tip that Ali might be lunching there. No soap, but it ranks ahead of the time I waited in line in the hopes of getting Julia Child to autograph my copy of Secrets of Meat Curing and Sausage Making* in terms of eager anticipation.

* Seriously, make people buy the new book before letting them check in to the line if you're going to be that way at the gate.

[Quality Start Machine]

Clay in the dirt.

[PenFoe]

His mama call him dead, Imma call him dead.

[Saul Goodman]

His mama call him dead, Imma call him dead.

His mama is also dead.

[PenFoe]

His mama call him dead, Imma call him dead.

His mama is also dead.

This was actually funny.