He's Gone To Rest In the Sky With All Of Those Dingers He Served Up

[SKO]

Ruben Quevedo, dead at 37.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I think my random reference to him on your Facebook feed two weeks ago must've killed him.

[Brownie]

The Pearly Gates have just been eaten

[Saul Goodman]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

How could you forget the Lightning bolt that struck Jeremi Gonzalez?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

[Bort]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

How could you forget the Lightning bolt that struck Jeremi Gonzalez?

This. Seriously, y'all are slipping.

[Oleg]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

All the Pattersons are dead to Chuck.

[R-V]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

How could you forget the Lightning bolt that struck Jeremi Gonzalez?

(a) Why did you capitalize lightning? Are you implying that the Tampa Bay hockey franchise was somehow involved?

(b) It's Geremi, you dick. Show some respect for the poor charred bastard.

He was known as Jeremi González until he was traded to the Brewers in 2006, at which time he informed the team of the proper spelling.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

All the Pattersons are dead to Chuck.

Ken Patterson, too?  What about Bob?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

So much for not bothering with Google.  I thought he died after getting shot.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

So much for not bothering with Google.  I thought he died after getting shot.

You're thinking of Ben Wilson.  Happened with days of one another.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

So much for not bothering with Google.  I thought he died after getting shot.

You're thinking of Ben Wilson.  Happened with days of one another.

SQDPD

I should add that Patterson was actually shot in November, 1984, meaning that perhaps he did die and it was actually Undead Zombie Reggie Patterson who served up Pete Rose's 4,191st hit--tying him with Ty Cobb--in September of 1985, and not the actual Reggie Patterson.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

All the Pattersons are dead to Chuck.

Ken Patterson, too?  What about Bob?

NOBODY FUCKS WITH DOCTOR GLOVE!!!